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Sri Lanka

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Friday Oct 24, 2003

Oct 24, 2003
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So it looks like (barring any major breakdown in the process) I'm gonna be doing a top 20 global hits show for national radio here. They want an American accent and they got one. HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

I thought I had the most heinous voice but hearing it back from the studio recording, I have since realized that we should all go out and beat the living fuck out of our answering machines for making us sound so bad. It was weird, it seemed like it actually sounded the way it does to me in my own head, which I don't hate.

But anyway, in addition to getting paid, I'll get radio voice training and possibly get to interview some celebrities :crosses fingers: You need'nt even ask - of course I'll try and exploit it to get a little one on one with Angelina Jolie... wink As long as I don't have to compliment Britney Spears - EVER - and get to do a little rewriting (OK, they say) to make the language sound more natural to me, it's all good.... I won't forget you all when I'm famous...
edc:
You are so lucky.

edc
Oct 24, 2003
madigan:
You could always compliment Britney's success of getting her vagina lowered for her pants.

Awesome about the radio gig smile
Oct 24, 2003

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