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This is the girl's version, which my bro just sent to me. We're still working on it. (He said "because I'm reeeeeally bored at work today, and the other song is kinda one-sided...")

(also sung to We Didn't Start the Fire)

Hairy Slalom, Salmon Sleigh,
Fur Burger, Mary Kay,
Spasm chasm, Wall of Velvet, where you wanna go
Cold-cut combo, Sugar basin,
Fortune Nookie, get your licks in,
Asshole Neighbor, Savored Flavor, Holiest of Holes

Rosy Perch, G-spot,
Sugar Treat, Snatch, Twat,
Mooseknuckle, Log Ride,
Cumcatcher in the Rye
Rising Flower, Curly Gates,
Single Order Sushi Plate
Fuzzy Meadow, Slimy Sauna,
Cha-cha, Yammie, Hairpie!

(Chorus)
Pet names for genitalia, you know we all think of them and you gotta love them. Pet names for genitalia, there's always something goofy bout that little coochy.

Nappy Dugout, Melon Mush,
Nasty Knickers, Underbrush
Rock a fella with the smell o
San Andrea's Fault
Raw Chaw, Cole Slaw,
Panty Pulp and Cat Paw
Man's other best friend,
Pink Pastrami Vault.

Ripe Hind, Face Cream,
Buttercup and Field of Dreams
Pretty Pocket, Girlie Gap
Rosebud, il-na, Fetus Flaps
Bearded clam, Booty blessed,
Valley, Vulva, Plume Head,
Princess Paste, have a taste,
gobble in the Poontang!

(chorus)

Little Dock, Front Crack,
Mini Saddle in the sack,
Spunk-pot, You-Know-What,
Bridge on the River Twat,
Love canal, Chaseys Lane,
Crack of Heaven, Hairplane,
Stark naked Slip n Slide,
take me for another ride

Nutty Buddy, Jimmy Jar,
Beaver, Muff or Mallomar
Bearded Pink Taco,
Sideways Smile and Peep Show,
Snooch, Pooch, Repositry,
pay to see her Bumblebee
Hubby Wrecker, Night Hole,
Baby Oven, Peach Bowl

(chorus)

Home Plate, Spike Bin,
Whisker Biscuit, Sit n Spin
Lo-tion Sta-tion,
Bay of Fornication,
Lawrence of a Labia,
Tampon Tunnel mania,
Pole Pit, Dungeon,
Little Pink Luncheon,
Poke Hall, Tackle Box,
Golden Arches for your cocks
Fay Wray, had to say, ape it in her Food Tray!

(chorus)

Birthing Hole, Coochie, Clit,
Cameltoe you have to hit,
Spice Pot, Wood Sock,
Water Gate, Cocklock
Cunny, Bunny, Jelly Mine,
Hairy Carries Wavy Line
Grandest Canyon, Promised Land,
rushin' to get back again
Weedy Garden, Pocket Pie,
Lotus Petals, Great Divide,
Naughty Bits, Catchers Mitt,
Bush, Tush, Silly Slit,
Hide the Porpoise in the Moor,
Private Parts or Pecker Pore
Crevice, Crotch or Reservoir,
I cant take it anymore!

(chorus)