garnet

My raison d'etre fell down the sink
it's sitting in the you of the pipes
under the cabinet, just
feeling the hot and cold
and seeing leftovers wash by
imagining it would be delicious -

so where's my FUCKING wrench?

Ode to the Munchee Biscuit

Hypnotized like a stoner
The signs are everywhere
Fo(u)r hours:
Munchee Biscuit
Munchee Biscuit
Munchee Biscuit
I must have this unknown snack.
For days I crave, then
35 rupees for 200 grams
- MUNCH -
Oh, shortcakey, cookie delighted-ness!
I must have you again and again
In love with your hint of corn flour
In love with your "permitted flavour"...
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Elephants on Parade, Elephants on Parade... and they were all dressed up in sequins, velvet and lame' like pimp of the year, and they were all decked out in various colors of mini-lights!

Kandy Perahera was pretty sweet - longer and less varied than I would have liked, but the festively lit dancing elephants were worth seeing, and just when it was getting long and...
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Anyone up for a game of "disturb your local WalMart cashier"? Basically, what's the most disturbing combination of 3 items you can think of to make the cashier wonder what the hell you're going to do with them? The more obscure the grouping the better, I find - like a bible, a jar of mayonnaise, and a stopwatch... Obvious sick combos work too but only...
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just got back from Kataragama, and what a circus. Lots of fire dancing and elephants as hoped, though noone suspended themselves on hooks. There were a few pilgrims at the end who had undergone a variety of ritual castigations, including one guy who had a hatchet embedded a good 2 inches into his shoulder. We also watched some guy tap two icepick looking things into...
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so it's final, we're going to the Kataragama festival this weekend to watch devotees of Skanda walk on fire and suspend themselves from hooks! At least there are some hardcore people on this remote little island...