In a few hours I'm off to Cairo for a week, so I won't be talking to you all for a while... But maybe I'll get around to a set in front of some pyramids or something to submit. (What a debut that would be!)
We're doing these butt awful early flights and we have layovers in Abu Dhabi of all places. I'm gonna look...
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This is the girl's version, which my bro just sent to me. We're still working on it. (He said "because I'm reeeeeally bored at work today, and the other song is kinda one-sided...")
(also sung to We Didn't Start the Fire)
Hairy Slalom, Salmon Sleigh,
Fur Burger, Mary Kay,
Spasm chasm, Wall of Velvet, where you wanna go
Cold-cut combo, Sugar basin,
Fortune Nookie, get...
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(also sung to We Didn't Start the Fire)
Hairy Slalom, Salmon Sleigh,
Fur Burger, Mary Kay,
Spasm chasm, Wall of Velvet, where you wanna go
Cold-cut combo, Sugar basin,
Fortune Nookie, get...
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smokepuppet:
That's fucking awesome. Rock.
mistereel:
word, that shit is ill 
thought you might enjoy the Pet Names for Genitalia, the song: this is the guy version, girl version's next! Any suggestions for improvements are always appreciated...
(to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Hairy Noonan, Manta Ray, Red Rhino, Bobby Lay,
Southern-pointed Killer Willie, Twin Pistachios,
Joe McDangle, Tricky Dicky, Studfinder, give a licky,
Northern Marble, Southern Marble, Celtic Potato...
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(to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Hairy Noonan, Manta Ray, Red Rhino, Bobby Lay,
Southern-pointed Killer Willie, Twin Pistachios,
Joe McDangle, Tricky Dicky, Studfinder, give a licky,
Northern Marble, Southern Marble, Celtic Potato...
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finally got pics of the kitties we've been watching over! - #13 and 14 - aren't they CUTE??!?!?!?!?! 
so they're about 10 days old here and we've seen one of them opening its eyes, tho the camera flash didn't help
Fuuny how I can be so blase and uninterested in children, but I always get a warm fuzzy about, well warm lil' fuzzies. Yeah yeah,...
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so they're about 10 days old here and we've seen one of them opening its eyes, tho the camera flash didn't help
Fuuny how I can be so blase and uninterested in children, but I always get a warm fuzzy about, well warm lil' fuzzies. Yeah yeah,...
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stipud:
my garsh i love cats...
and neon girls! woot.
and neon girls! woot.
papawheelie:
I *heart* fuzzy!
I was such a harsh bitch tonight. I actually said the phrase "I don't like feeling like a bully but when I see a doormat I wanna wipe my feet, ya know?" This to the person I love. I'm not going into the details, but sometimes when you have to break through a wall you have to use a sledgehammer. Seemed to be for the...
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anger:
Ooooooo, be careful, Garnet. The stress of your environment can affect you more than you know. The stress can spill over into the lives of the ones you love. The spillage can be bad. I'm finding all this out first hand and, frankly, our future may be history. I will just have to wait and see.
But seriously, be nice. You love him.
But seriously, be nice. You love him.
smokepuppet:
Who can see Garnet as a bitch? Anyone?
Yeah, take that.
Yeah, take that.
Nifty day... The yard cat had kittens (FINALLY), I got all my changes from the bureaucraps for my video club-fifedom to be the way I want it to be, and I'm sending the SG app in a sec... Oh, and stipud, I put up a few local scene pics for ya; I'd put up more but I need a good neg scanner. Anyone have any...
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stipud:
sg app? fuck yes! dont suppose you need a uhhm.. proof-reader.. or viewer.. or whatever?
thanks so much for putting up those pictures. they totally kick ass, it looks so different than anywhere i've been. i can only imagine what that girl is giggling at... teeehee! i'll try to scan some pics from where i lived in holland for you too.
i dont really know too much about film scanners, just make sure there are up to date drivers for it.
i love cats. i have two manx myself... but they have pretty generic colors (orange and grey/black striped). thats ok though, i still love them all the same.
thanks so much for putting up those pictures. they totally kick ass, it looks so different than anywhere i've been. i can only imagine what that girl is giggling at... teeehee! i'll try to scan some pics from where i lived in holland for you too.
i dont really know too much about film scanners, just make sure there are up to date drivers for it.
i love cats. i have two manx myself... but they have pretty generic colors (orange and grey/black striped). thats ok though, i still love them all the same.
lemonkid:
I read both books before I saw the show actually. The books are cool. Mmmm. Food.
hooray! my dancin' pic went up! I've held onto this one for a while, thought you all might enjoy... The best part? somehow the zipper on that dress got stuck at that height so it's showin' leg (and ass) from here on out! I wish we'd done this earlier in the evening tho when we both still had our faces all decked in liquid latex....
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stipud:
uhuhuehe *nervously fumbles*. jolly good picture there.
yup yup.
conveinience and efficiency are delicious, but sometimes the ignorance of the average north american consumerist citizen makes me wish i wasn't here. i always relish the times when i go AWOL... escaping the daily drama...
you should post some more local scenic pictures, i would love to see them. nothing special... the most interesting things are sometimes that which we take for granted.
yup yup.
conveinience and efficiency are delicious, but sometimes the ignorance of the average north american consumerist citizen makes me wish i wasn't here. i always relish the times when i go AWOL... escaping the daily drama...
you should post some more local scenic pictures, i would love to see them. nothing special... the most interesting things are sometimes that which we take for granted.
mistereel:
when i was younger i went down to mexico and camped in an old rock quarry for 3 weeks. everyday we went out and worked on houses. it made me realize how i take everything i have for granted. ill never go back there again.
A silver-scaled dragon, with jaws flaming red,
sits on my table and toasts my bread.
I hand him fat slices, and one by one,
He hands them back when he sees they are done.
-unknown
I just love that poem, thought I'd share...
sits on my table and toasts my bread.
I hand him fat slices, and one by one,
He hands them back when he sees they are done.
-unknown
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thefuckoffkid:
Just passing through to see how you're doing. 
mistereel:
i like that 
the only real friend I've found since coming to Sri Lanka is leaving today. 
Our were-adam, our summer intern orphan is going back to NY. When given a choice between stomaching a lame scene or just chillin at home semi-bored with someone I really like, I'll take the latter any day, and Adam's one of a short list of people I could do that with....
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Our were-adam, our summer intern orphan is going back to NY. When given a choice between stomaching a lame scene or just chillin at home semi-bored with someone I really like, I'll take the latter any day, and Adam's one of a short list of people I could do that with.... Read More
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maynardsdick:
the eddie izzard show was called "SEXIE." I saw him live about 2-3 years ago and that show ("Circle") is only just comming out on dvd. Hopefully this one won't take as long.
jg:
so you are really living in sri lanka!
since when? i mean, i am new in germany, and learning the language....
(are you from germany, or just learned the language?)
since when? i mean, i am new in germany, and learning the language....
(are you from germany, or just learned the language?)
Has anyone else ever seen Purdy the Dirty Birdy cartoon, and/or know where I could download it or get it? I saw it once at an animation fest and once on a late night cartoon show, but I haven't been able to find it since then. It's a great little skit about this bird who just keeps on mooning this cat, and I was reminded...
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paulsandman:
Never heard of it personally my favorite is the ultra demented animated show the Family Guy *l*
grooverider:
Willow! good choice.
1. thanks for sotpping by.
2. i like the blue glasses too.
1. thanks for sotpping by.
2. i like the blue glasses too.
Today's Lesson: What Not to Do to Your Yard 
So I spray painted in our little yard today so it was full of fumes. Some time after that some stray cats decided (again) our lawn is a great litterbox , so it started smelling of spray paint and baking cat poop. I was so sick of that crap (literally) I finally just went and tried...
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So I spray painted in our little yard today so it was full of fumes. Some time after that some stray cats decided (again) our lawn is a great litterbox , so it started smelling of spray paint and baking cat poop. I was so sick of that crap (literally) I finally just went and tried... Read More
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mistereel:
get a BB gun, wait till the cats come, and BLAM! simple as that.
stipud:
at least you didnt spray febreze on it... it is this spray stuff that supposedly kills all odors. in my opinion febreze smells like really dirty sweaty wet socks, it is vile. i would rather inhale the musk of a thousand muskox.
I'm a godmother! Quick, get me some wings and a magic wand!
radiobastet:
Bippity boppity boo!
cairo as in south georgia? or as in egypt? heh.