ahem.
I have about 6 years worth of check book stub thingys. I can't throw them away. I can't shred them. I could burn them, but I don't have a fireplace. Guess I could start a bon fire at golden gardens...
what do you do with your old checkbook stubs?
also: Is fucking dead animals considered beastiallity or necrophilia?
pork below:
forbidden love
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This is a joke, right?:
FAVORITE BOOKS: Okay, just a few things here...I fucking hate people that are always trying to impress others with their knowledge of books. I can read, too, but you don't see be begging for a trophy because I know where Barnes and Nobles is. sorry!
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: I try to avoid the tv but Golden Girls, Full House, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force always manage to hold me captive on the sofa.
FAVORITE ARTISTS: To be perfectly honest, I don't give a fuck about art. I can appreciate it but I don't care enough to actually be able to name my favorite artists.
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CURRENT CRUSH: My current crush is the fucking $6,000 Fendi spy bag. It makes my vagina grow wet with desire.
Meats of evil. Meats of evil.
Resign yourself to your meaty fate!
