I'm just kinda waiting for my divorce to be finalized on Monday. I have been waiting for a year now. I hate waiting.
poop.
poop.
cinemonk:
Good luck with all of that dude!
My final divorce hearing is scheduled for halloween.
I just had a really good date.
I feel happy.
I just had a really good date.
I feel happy.
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robotsatemyhair:
With the teleporting and the hand warming...
You know...
Stuff.
I'm sleepy.
You know...
Stuff.
I'm sleepy.
merritt:
Just Millennium Season II.
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
-Bruce Feirstein
Savory French Toast
I'm thinking - start with a rosemary bread. dip in egg batter (salt, pepper, egg, little milk), cook as normal, top with: tomato, basil, chevre and chopped bacon.
or extra sour caraway rye topped with sauteed onion, corned beef (the good stuff, hater!) and provolone.
heatherann:
I sort of wonder if it was fake. No one could be THAT stupid, right?
nonick:
I read your post about SGself censore and I found it very instructive. Thanks 
I just got back from my 10 year high school reunion.
It was WAY better than I expected. It was fun to see old friends and catch up. I think I might even get a date out of it...
oh - and these are pretty funny:
http://tikibartv.blogspot.com
It was WAY better than I expected. It was fun to see old friends and catch up. I think I might even get a date out of it...
oh - and these are pretty funny:
http://tikibartv.blogspot.com
eilidh:
glad you had a good time.. minging means horriable
PIN-UP OR SHUT UP - Is SuicideGirls bleeding to death?
an interesting read...
oh and go read about 'camel toads' right now in HeatherAnn's journal if you need a good laugh. (Quick! before it's deleted by 'the man'!)
an interesting read...
oh and go read about 'camel toads' right now in HeatherAnn's journal if you need a good laugh. (Quick! before it's deleted by 'the man'!)
skirttwlr:
Ohhhhhh, someone is gonna get in trouble for posting that article!!!
I like the granny idea!! Looking at young (of age of course pervie) or old is one thing. Actually dating is another. My poor, poor friend for thinking with his poor, poor penis...
I like the granny idea!! Looking at young (of age of course pervie) or old is one thing. Actually dating is another. My poor, poor friend for thinking with his poor, poor penis...
porno movie titles based on real movies
Top five:
Schindler's Fist
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Sleeping With The Enema
Saving Ryan's Privates (tied with Shaving Ryan's Privates )
Top five:
Schindler's Fist
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Sleeping With The Enema
Saving Ryan's Privates (tied with Shaving Ryan's Privates )
SKIRTTWLR was right. The best ice cream to go with irish whiskey is Butter Pecan.
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skirttwlr:
french vanilla would be great. Or a Toasted cocunet OR a orange sorbet could be dandy if not a little odd.
skirttwlr:
I didn't see that! Have you read it?
My basil is dying. I should eat it.
odes to irish whisky, an essay in haiku
Irish whiskey haiku 1:
first taste, I make face
potent, demanding, present
tongue coated, I drink.
Irish whiskey haiku 2:
combined with Tom Waits
alchemy occurs, changing
goodness to beauty.
Irish whiskey haiku 3:
escape from NewYork
Snake Pliskin must get away
whisky is my ride.
Irish whiskey haiku 4:
one half of a fifth
may be...
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Irish whiskey haiku 1:
first taste, I make face
potent, demanding, present
tongue coated, I drink.
Irish whiskey haiku 2:
combined with Tom Waits
alchemy occurs, changing
goodness to beauty.
Irish whiskey haiku 3:
escape from NewYork
Snake Pliskin must get away
whisky is my ride.
Irish whiskey haiku 4:
one half of a fifth
may be...
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cinemonk:
Those haikus are awesome. You wrote them all, right?
ode to the olive:
olives are tasty
briny, soaking in vodka
if pit exists, spit.
olives are tasty
briny, soaking in vodka
if pit exists, spit.
I'm kinda pissed that alexis's latest set was removed by SG. Google images returned 577,000 results for the keyword 'bondage', most relevant and most more extreme than anything in the censored set.
From what I understand about obscenity laws the image has to be 'without artistic merrit' to be considered obscene. Why does SG think the images in this set are obscene?
shitshitfuckshit
From what I understand about obscenity laws the image has to be 'without artistic merrit' to be considered obscene. Why does SG think the images in this set are obscene?
shitshitfuckshit
I am somewhere in New Jersey. Fucking toll booths.
*Update*
Went to NYC for the day. Met up with a new friend and bummed around the city all day. ate good food, saw the sights had some tasty drinks. Yay Sunday!
Oh an my rental car is a silver 2005 Mustang. Very fun to drive - so much faster than my car..
*Update*
Went to NYC for the day. Met up with a new friend and bummed around the city all day. ate good food, saw the sights had some tasty drinks. Yay Sunday!
Oh an my rental car is a silver 2005 Mustang. Very fun to drive - so much faster than my car..
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merritt:
The city is fun. The turnpike is seemingly endless. Why do the exits have no relation to mile markers? Why are the service areas all identical? It's like driving on a treadmill.
cinemonk:
Glad that you had a blast in NYC. Good luck with everything else in NJ 
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