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FTW! Guy five?

Everyone has a different idea to set the mood, but heres the rub. For a man, nothing is sexier than a woman who is loud in bed and participates in a little dirty talk. Below are five things every man is dying to hear you mouth off about.

Look out boys we're coming in hot!

Men want to know that you're not visualizing someone else when you're with them or just phoning it in, 'so although it may seem basic' saying (or screaming out) his name in bed is a good way to ease into dirty talk. Punctuate it with a few "ooohs" or moans and it will be more than enough to get him going.

Are you ready for some wild and wacky actionanigans!?

If you're being a tad quiet, many men will take the initiative and let you know what they'd like to hear by peppering you with questions, such as "What am I doing to you?" and "How does that feel?"
In this case, simply describing the mise-en-scene and how you feel will suffice. However, don't feel like obligated to use any profanity if it's not your style. Instead, take a cue from romance novels and utilize under-used verbs like "pulse," "swell," and "throb."

You sly cats and your dirty innuendos...I love it.

Nothing counts when ''it's'' said between the sheets, so if you're feeling confident, why not seize the opportunity and tell him all of your craziest fantasies and dreams? If the thought leaves you tongue-tied, try practicing in front of a mirror - especially the particularly naughty parts - until you are able to say them without feeling embarrassed or laughing

You girls don't stop that dirty talk, hear?

Sometimes just having sex is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don't want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock sexy phrases will work:

"Oh, yeah, right there!" "THAT feels amazing." "Don't stop, harder."
" I want you SO bad." "Give it to me!" "YOU animal!"

Hehe, you come up with xxxtraordinary creative ideas.

Men can be just as insecure as women; so sometimes a little vocal encouragement is all that's needed to let them know that you are enjoying what they're doing. Sometimes a few soft purrs can be just as effective as a well-rehearsed speech, so don't be afraid to get creative. Whatever you do to cheerlead them along will make your bedroom romp all the more exciting.

So that's the rub? That's the rub.

So until next time, I'll say good heatlh, good life, and may God bless.