SO whatuh-mado with all this time on my hands... 
(starts thinkwanking about all the divine hopefuls by way of member review)
ANYHOOZERS! You up for some Dirty Pick Up Lines?
(hmmmmm??! )
~ The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
~ Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
~ I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on the Titanic
~ I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart
~Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
~ If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
~ If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
~ Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
~ My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
~ If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
~ If I told you I had a 2-inch dick would you fuck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
~ Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
~ First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button
~ The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
~ So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
~ I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
~ I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
~ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
~ Hey I'm looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
~ Do you like my belt buckle? (Any response is okay) It would look better against your forehead!
~ Do you want to see something swell?
~ Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come on you?
~ Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
~ Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
~ Let us let only latex stand between our love.
~ Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
~ Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
~ Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
~ (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
~ (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
~ Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
~ Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
~ Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
~ Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
~ Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
~ Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
~ If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
~ There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
~ "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?" (No) "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
SHOW YO MOVES...
(and give it up to the goddess, baby)
SHE MAKES US KEEP IT -
(status) GAME FRESH!
(starts thinkwanking about all the divine hopefuls by way of member review)
ANYHOOZERS! You up for some Dirty Pick Up Lines?
(hmmmmm??! )
~ The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
~ Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
~ I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 women went down on the Titanic
~ I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart
~Hey! Wanna play war? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
~ If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
~ If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
~ Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
~ My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
~ If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
~ If I told you I had a 2-inch dick would you fuck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
~ Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
~ First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button
~ The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
~ So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
~ I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
~ I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
~ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
~ Hey I'm looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
~ Do you like my belt buckle? (Any response is okay) It would look better against your forehead!
~ Do you want to see something swell?
~ Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come on you?
~ Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
~ Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
~ Let us let only latex stand between our love.
~ Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
~ Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
~ Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?
~ (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.
~ (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
~ Smile! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
~ Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
~ Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
~ Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
~ Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
~ Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
~ If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
~ There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
~ "I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?" (No) "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
SHOW YO MOVES...
(and give it up to the goddess, baby)
SHE MAKES US KEEP IT -
(status) GAME FRESH!
sweetheart:
Hello, how are you these days?
Hello, how are you these days?
glitch:
thanks for the lovely thoughts on my blog