garbage19

"Pulse of the Maggots"

Almost the greatest conversation ever:

violentlyalive: i am scared of maggots
violentlyalive: i saw them once in dogfood
Garbage1919: dude i saw them in catfood
violentlyalive: fuck that
violentlyalive: seeing them anywhere is enough cause for pukeage
Garbage1919: yep
violentlyalive: i cried and called fag#1's dad at the time
Garbage1919: lol
violentlyalive: i didn't know what else to do
Garbage1919: whatd u say, " fag#1's dad, there are maggots, what should i do?"
violentlyalive: yes
Garbage1919: and he said
violentlyalive: he said i don't know, look on the internet
violentlyalive: so i did
Garbage1919: lol
violentlyalive: and then i called 411
violentlyalive: and i asked them what to do
violentlyalive: and the operator told me to pour boiling water on them
violentlyalive: but i was too scared to go outside
violentlyalive: so i waited till they got home from vacation
Garbage1919: dude im laughing my ass off right now
violentlyalive: and let them take care of it
Garbage1919: thats fucking great, you should save that and post it
violentlyalive: haha you post it
Garbage1919: alright i will