"The Good Times Are Killing Me"
So I'm up at 2:10 when I should be asleep. Why, you ask? Because my hacking cough is so bad i keep puking in my mouth and then having to get up and spit it out of my window. The fuct thing is that its not like the flu where you puke, wash it down with a beer, and go to sleep feeling better. Its a fucking cough that wont go away, so Ive become this coughing, gagging, puke factory.
So in order to heal myself Im going to barney's tomorrow to drink a bunch of tequila for a friends birthday. On a more positive note I got tickets for the bernard hopkins fight at staples center on saturday, im pretty stoked its the first championship boxing match ive ever been to. 
On an even more positive note, I had an incredible dinner with violently on Wednesday night. Sometimes I get freaked out when we hang out because shes basically the hotter, female version of me. (besides the police car trips and the gay ex's). Back to a shitty note, my roommate, we'll call her cunt-face, still hasnt paid me rent for january or february and march is fast approaching. If anyone could send me info on the best way to dispose of a hookers body Id greatly appreciate it. If it wasnt for cunt-face I'd have more holes and ink in me. Being back at work is fucking great, I love the company im currently working for and i get to play video games and talk shit all day.
On a side note- Santa Monica is beautiful and all, but whats up with their love of bums and hatred of cigarettes. In a perfect world you would have to put your cigarettes out in bum's eyes.
I just finished reading Dry by Burroughs (thanks Mary) and I strongly recommend it to anyone who hasnt read it. Does anyone know if Palahniuk is gay?
Well its starting to rain again which is fucking perfect, nothing helps you get over being sick like smoking cigarettes in a fucking downpour, and I love this city but you fuckers need to drive faster even if its raining.
My time is just about up folks, I feel like i might be able to lay down for a while and not throw up in my mouth again, have a good fucking weekend and anyone looking for a place to booze Friday (today I guess) in LA should come out to barney's beanery in west hollywood, ill be the guy drunker than everyone with the hacking cough.
P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were missing.
P.P.S. I hope the pope dies soon, seriously, fuck that guy.
So I'm up at 2:10 when I should be asleep. Why, you ask? Because my hacking cough is so bad i keep puking in my mouth and then having to get up and spit it out of my window. The fuct thing is that its not like the flu where you puke, wash it down with a beer, and go to sleep feeling better. Its a fucking cough that wont go away, so Ive become this coughing, gagging, puke factory.
So in order to heal myself Im going to barney's tomorrow to drink a bunch of tequila for a friends birthday. On a more positive note I got tickets for the bernard hopkins fight at staples center on saturday, im pretty stoked its the first championship boxing match ive ever been to. On an even more positive note, I had an incredible dinner with violently on Wednesday night. Sometimes I get freaked out when we hang out because shes basically the hotter, female version of me. (besides the police car trips and the gay ex's). Back to a shitty note, my roommate, we'll call her cunt-face, still hasnt paid me rent for january or february and march is fast approaching. If anyone could send me info on the best way to dispose of a hookers body Id greatly appreciate it. If it wasnt for cunt-face I'd have more holes and ink in me. Being back at work is fucking great, I love the company im currently working for and i get to play video games and talk shit all day.
On a side note- Santa Monica is beautiful and all, but whats up with their love of bums and hatred of cigarettes. In a perfect world you would have to put your cigarettes out in bum's eyes.
I just finished reading Dry by Burroughs (thanks Mary) and I strongly recommend it to anyone who hasnt read it. Does anyone know if Palahniuk is gay?
Well its starting to rain again which is fucking perfect, nothing helps you get over being sick like smoking cigarettes in a fucking downpour, and I love this city but you fuckers need to drive faster even if its raining.
My time is just about up folks, I feel like i might be able to lay down for a while and not throw up in my mouth again, have a good fucking weekend and anyone looking for a place to booze Friday (today I guess) in LA should come out to barney's beanery in west hollywood, ill be the guy drunker than everyone with the hacking cough.
P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were missing.
P.P.S. I hope the pope dies soon, seriously, fuck that guy.
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listen to Dead Body Disposal by Necro. that'll show you how to get rid of the hooker.
we need holes dood, and soon.
oh, and kick your roommate's ass.