"Pulse of the Maggots"
Almost the greatest conversation ever:
violentlyalive: i am scared of maggots
violentlyalive: i saw them once in dogfood
Garbage1919: dude i saw them in catfood
violentlyalive: fuck that
violentlyalive: seeing them anywhere is enough cause for pukeage
Garbage1919: yep
violentlyalive: i cried and called fag#1's dad at the time
Garbage1919: lol
violentlyalive: i didn't know what else to do
Garbage1919: whatd...
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Almost the greatest conversation ever:
violentlyalive: i am scared of maggots
violentlyalive: i saw them once in dogfood
Garbage1919: dude i saw them in catfood
violentlyalive: fuck that
violentlyalive: seeing them anywhere is enough cause for pukeage
Garbage1919: yep
violentlyalive: i cried and called fag#1's dad at the time
Garbage1919: lol
violentlyalive: i didn't know what else to do
Garbage1919: whatd...
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violently:
dude we're so cool we put vanilla ice to shame.
"Organ Donor"
So this weekend's finally coming to an end. Spent friday getting trashed with a few friends after work, pretty typical go out and get boozed kind of night. Nothing really special to report from friday night. Saturday i got up at the crack of dawn (10:30) and violently picked me up for our inaugural drug smuggling, donkey show watching, sombrero buying trip to...
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So this weekend's finally coming to an end. Spent friday getting trashed with a few friends after work, pretty typical go out and get boozed kind of night. Nothing really special to report from friday night. Saturday i got up at the crack of dawn (10:30) and violently picked me up for our inaugural drug smuggling, donkey show watching, sombrero buying trip to...
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violently:
Free tequila is always a reason to go see the donkey show. Next time.
And goddamn, I love me some Bob Esponga.
And goddamn, I love me some Bob Esponga.
hotcurry:
Me encanta Bob Esponga! 
"The Day the World Went Away"
So, NIN is playing Vegas on april 30th (two days after my birthday), I'm pretty sure I need to go. If anyone wants to make a field trip out of it let me know. My birthday usually sucks, but seeing nails could help make this one not suck as much.
Does anyone know why retarded people always look at...
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So, NIN is playing Vegas on april 30th (two days after my birthday), I'm pretty sure I need to go. If anyone wants to make a field trip out of it let me know. My birthday usually sucks, but seeing nails could help make this one not suck as much.
Does anyone know why retarded people always look at...
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hotcurry:
I so NEED to go to Vegas. Hot damn I love that city.
"Obstacle 1"
So what the fuck is going on tonight in Los Angeles? I'm pretty sure I've scared away the bronchitis with all the cigarette smoke and I want to celebrate not puking in my mouth while sleeping. If any of you fuckers in SG land know of something going on or just want to go get a drink let me know. Oh, and if...
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So what the fuck is going on tonight in Los Angeles? I'm pretty sure I've scared away the bronchitis with all the cigarette smoke and I want to celebrate not puking in my mouth while sleeping. If any of you fuckers in SG land know of something going on or just want to go get a drink let me know. Oh, and if...
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"Jesus Christ Pose"
So I was checking out people's profiles and I notcied that alot of people have put homeless people under "Things that make me sad". So, I started wondering what it is about me that put them under "Things that make me happy".
Maybe its because I work in Santa Monica. Maybe it's because I need a reminder to feel better about myself....
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So I was checking out people's profiles and I notcied that alot of people have put homeless people under "Things that make me sad". So, I started wondering what it is about me that put them under "Things that make me happy".
Maybe its because I work in Santa Monica. Maybe it's because I need a reminder to feel better about myself....
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hotcurry:
I wish I could remember which comedian said this, but it goes something to the effect of, "I saw a homeless man outside a 7-11 asking for money and I thought, no screw you you're only going to spend this on drugs and booze... and then I thought, WAIT, that's exactly what I'm going to spend it on." 
violently:
hahaha i was gonna say, you never told me that about your parents hahaha
"Not Even Jail"
So I talked to cunt-face today and she said she was going to be paid in full by the 3rd of March. I'm going to fucking hold my breath on that one. I would have kicked her out quicker, but I dont think its fair for the dog not to have a home just because its owner is a worthless bag of...
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So I talked to cunt-face today and she said she was going to be paid in full by the 3rd of March. I'm going to fucking hold my breath on that one. I would have kicked her out quicker, but I dont think its fair for the dog not to have a home just because its owner is a worthless bag of...
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violently:
the INHALER and helmet brigade nonetheless. let's go get some dinner and drinks so i can get you buzzed enough to call your work and tell em you have to "go to the doctor's" on wednesday. the doctor's being mexico.
call me when you get off work duder
call me when you get off work duder
violently:
that's what you get for going to mexico without me 
you and your damn drink finishing is going to kill me, and i think i have SARS, i woke up this morning and i'm wheezing like an old man with emphysema and i'm all itchy.
better to go now than later though i guess, call me after work haha.
you and your damn drink finishing is going to kill me, and i think i have SARS, i woke up this morning and i'm wheezing like an old man with emphysema and i'm all itchy.
better to go now than later though i guess, call me after work haha.
"The Good Times Are Killing Me"
So I'm up at 2:10 when I should be asleep. Why, you ask? Because my hacking cough is so bad i keep puking in my mouth and then having to get up and spit it out of my window. The fuct thing is that its not like the flu where you puke, wash it down with a beer, and...
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So I'm up at 2:10 when I should be asleep. Why, you ask? Because my hacking cough is so bad i keep puking in my mouth and then having to get up and spit it out of my window. The fuct thing is that its not like the flu where you puke, wash it down with a beer, and...
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violently:
dude you are so my people i feel ya on the hacking cough thing, if you want and are around tonight on my way outta this gyp joint i'll bring ya some codeine cough syrup- that shit knocked my ass out. i bet if you go drinking though the alcohol will kill the germs...just don't smoke so much hahah yeah wrong huh.
listen to Dead Body Disposal by Necro. that'll show you how to get rid of the hooker.
we need holes dood, and soon.
catch you later
i feel ya on the hacking cough thing, if you want and are around tonight on my way outta this gyp joint i'll bring ya some codeine cough syrup- that shit knocked my ass out. i bet if you go drinking though the alcohol will kill the germs...just don't smoke so much hahah yeah wrong huh.
listen to Dead Body Disposal by Necro. that'll show you how to get rid of the hooker.
we need holes dood, and soon.
catch you later
hotcurry:
tee hee... Mitch Hedberg line isn't that? (the P.S. bit)
oh, and kick your roommate's ass.
oh, and kick your roommate's ass.
"Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
So, I found out today that I start real work on Monday. Its nice to know that for the next 9 months, I won't be at a job that I'm waiting to find a cool or funny way to quit. Its nice knowing that in 9 months there will be a product on the shelf bearing my name and knowing that I...
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So, I found out today that I start real work on Monday. Its nice to know that for the next 9 months, I won't be at a job that I'm waiting to find a cool or funny way to quit. Its nice knowing that in 9 months there will be a product on the shelf bearing my name and knowing that I...
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hotcurry:
whoo-hooo!!! 12-16 hour days!!!! 
"Army of Me"
So its thursday night but it kind of feels like a sunday. I called in sick to work today; passing out drunk at 3:30 and waking up 3 hours later to sit in an office was out of the question. Had an incredible night getting boozed on violently 's tab, thanks dude (i promise to not be such a bad influence next...
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So its thursday night but it kind of feels like a sunday. I called in sick to work today; passing out drunk at 3:30 and waking up 3 hours later to sit in an office was out of the question. Had an incredible night getting boozed on violently 's tab, thanks dude (i promise to not be such a bad influence next...
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garbage19:
bleh
"Things fall apart"
So i try to make it a point to enjoy life daily and never let myself get too down. ive been through too much shit to let most normal daily problems affect me much, but today i got an eviction notice from my rental company, ive sent the last two months rent checks in on time and yet still i get this...
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So i try to make it a point to enjoy life daily and never let myself get too down. ive been through too much shit to let most normal daily problems affect me much, but today i got an eviction notice from my rental company, ive sent the last two months rent checks in on time and yet still i get this...
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m_bethany:
no fucking way..... did you request reasoning? they have to have a justifiable reason or you can fight the eviction for up to 6 months without paying your rent.... reallly talk to a lawyer or someone who owns rental property - you have a ton of rights yo!
good luck.
~ the angel*
good luck.
~ the angel*
m_bethany:
fuck, did it again.
[Edited on Jan 24, 2005 12:24PM]
[Edited on Jan 24, 2005 12:24PM]
so i start a new job tuesday. i better get alot of rest this weekend, because its gonna be alot of hard work. i'm going to be testing dvd's. how ridiculous is that? I'm going to be getting paid to sit and watch movies all day to make sure that the shit looks right, rough job but somebody's gotta do it.