Boy oh boy oh boy oh crapping frigidaire bongo truck.
When you put things in boxes, close them, stack them together...
Couldn't you toss any one of the fuckers and never miss the contents?
I did a pantload of boxing things this week. It was the occaision of my final withdrawal from the former Benevolent People's Republick of Garamondistan. I have closed the Embassy, freed what prisoners I could, addressed the peoples, closed the bank accounts and erased the tapes.
I am now the Independant Polity of Unstoppable Garamonding. A robust concern with the personality of a borough, the grace of a municipality, the slapstick of a county, the cunning of a colony, the dignity and vigor of a territory, and the
unshakeable faith of a sovereignty.
As proof I submit as Articles of Autonomy the following:
- One (1) check from the Unemployment Insurance Joint listing updated address.
- No (Zero) remaining possessions in the Former Abodal Region
- Several (1,000) recorded instances of self-gratification on premises
- Two (2) neighbors who are already rattling sabers about Noise Too Late
- Squatters Rights combined with Cancelled Checks.
- Listing in the "Who's Who of Benevolent Dictators"
- Accredidation (in the mail) from the UN
- Embassies (models, engineering assessments, blueprints and permits on file with architects) planned for several area bars.
- Also unique scents and fancy placemats!
I welcome you all...
When you put things in boxes, close them, stack them together...
Couldn't you toss any one of the fuckers and never miss the contents?
I did a pantload of boxing things this week. It was the occaision of my final withdrawal from the former Benevolent People's Republick of Garamondistan. I have closed the Embassy, freed what prisoners I could, addressed the peoples, closed the bank accounts and erased the tapes.
I am now the Independant Polity of Unstoppable Garamonding. A robust concern with the personality of a borough, the grace of a municipality, the slapstick of a county, the cunning of a colony, the dignity and vigor of a territory, and the
unshakeable faith of a sovereignty.
As proof I submit as Articles of Autonomy the following:
- One (1) check from the Unemployment Insurance Joint listing updated address.
- No (Zero) remaining possessions in the Former Abodal Region
- Several (1,000) recorded instances of self-gratification on premises
- Two (2) neighbors who are already rattling sabers about Noise Too Late
- Squatters Rights combined with Cancelled Checks.
- Listing in the "Who's Who of Benevolent Dictators"
- Accredidation (in the mail) from the UN
- Embassies (models, engineering assessments, blueprints and permits on file with architects) planned for several area bars.
- Also unique scents and fancy placemats!
I welcome you all...