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Monday Aug 22, 2005

Aug 22, 2005
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Today was the day I would own a screwdriver,
- thinks I as I leave with a new belt for the vacuum cleaner,
Phillips! A really good one.


When I got it home the belts had somehow evaporated and the hard rubber casing on the screwdriver that you hang it by cannot be removed from the item because of a - drum roll please - phillips head screw.

I have called the Congressional Committee investigating the possible Ethical, Moral and Logical Conflict of the Chicken Omelette to alert tham that there are people at the corporate headquarters of AUTOZONE in Memphis TN laughing at me.

margot_dent:
that was i! you shouldve said hi.
Sep 1, 2005
margot_dent:
you are a strange, strange man.
Sep 1, 2005

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