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Wednesday Jul 13, 2005

Jul 13, 2005
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The fabled land of my birthing place beckons like th' Nereides.



O Moscow. I am drawn. I am magnetized. I am become the dawning of the prefabricated home. I sing the body electric stovetop.

In the time of my father we raised rabbits for meat and pelt. We harnessed the awesome power of chicken wire; it dashed their hopes.

In the time of my mother we did homestead in a double wide. She labored frequently at the Lumberjack Cafe with her friend Starlene; the lumberjacks there they did drink lots. Sometimes she would cry out for expensive shampoo.

In the time of my forebears my feet and knees pointed west. I was put in casts up to my hips that straightened them legs before Gawd. The diapers did not fit; the casts were stained yellow. Often I would bang them on the washing machine for fun.

And then one day, I believe it was the time of my brother, Garamond the Creamier, we rolled out of that town in a blue Mustang with a White Hard Top.

I'm going to go back there some day.

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flux:
We're a dying breed (see the guy who just posted below you in my journal).

I'm not so fond of the gibson myself, but I'm an olive lover and often drink mine dirty.
Jul 13, 2005
heavenlyfury:
i'm never off the hook - though sometimes i'm on it by choice

population (last i knew) 1,400 - in south western interior maine - you must know maine very well to have ever heard of the small town that spit me out the first chance it had... i still go back to taunt them all - they love it and dread it

where's moody's? i like rhubarb
Jul 13, 2005

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