Sunday Apr 30, 2006

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I am making a very special hypnosis cd to cure people of the world of:

bedwetting
assheadedness
gout
frigidity
developing ESP
scuba fetishes
trout tickling

It's a lucky thing I'm in the world godammit
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anomalisa:
SCUBA fetish and trout tickling? Man, I can add a few things to the list.

I painted a 10 year old boy's nails pink this weekend. Should I seek professional help?
jeremyscareme:
I am sorry i didn't appear last night. I am sick. I feel poopy. i am toxic from those dicks over at CFQ making me all stressy.

Next time. Promise. When do you leave?

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