Just cruising through YEKNOMYKNUF's joint and remembered finding this epic poem  in a Playboy when I was in high school.  
Anyone who's interested in Shel Silverstein's darker side should read it. Good times.
Also
This is a classic
and
This one's good-ish, too
Oh yeah, and Happy VD
    
  Anyone who's interested in Shel Silverstein's darker side should read it. Good times.
Also
This is a classic
and
This one's good-ish, too
Oh yeah, and Happy VD