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My "relationship" with requiem can be summed up in the following:

Last night, after bringing him a bowl of cookies and a cup of hot cocoa to him while he was reading in bed, he says, "Would it have killed you to warm the cookies?" He laughs like an idiot and has his "I'm so clever and funny" look then calms down and says, "No, really" and hands the bowl to me. For two seconds he actually thought I would warm them until I pulled one cookie out and licked it. He proceeded to curse the heavens.

Tonight:

Me: Why are you smelling my boobs?
Him: I don't know.

Later:

Him: Your internets are working.
Me: Yes, I fixed it.
Him: But you're a girl!
Me: I ignore him while he does the "I'm so funny and clever" giggle.
Him: (after a couple minutes and in a tiny voice) Acknowledge me!
I turned around and he started giggling uncontrollably.
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toothpickmoe:
Indeed, I encountered the same issue. When DVDs started hanging around for months at a time I knew it was only proper to cut ties.
Jan 9, 2009
toothpickmoe:
Oh, right, you can do that with Netflix now, can't you? TiVo has a similar thing. Between that and the stuff I can order from cable I guess I have enough options.
Jan 9, 2009

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