requiem is an idiot. He was taking me to the airport when the following conversation happened.
Me: Hon, you're in the bus only lane.
Him: Well I'm a bus.
Motorcycle Cop: Bwoop woop! License, registration and insurance.
Him: *gives officer a credit car*
Cop: License please.
I don't know if I've ever been so embarrassed in my life.
After we get back on the road, he says, "I should have told him I was a bus!" Then when he dropped me off I said, "You should have said you were on a short yellow bus," implying he's you know what.
Me: Hon, you're in the bus only lane.
Him: Well I'm a bus.
Motorcycle Cop: Bwoop woop! License, registration and insurance.
Him: *gives officer a credit car*
Cop: License please.
I don't know if I've ever been so embarrassed in my life.
After we get back on the road, he says, "I should have told him I was a bus!" Then when he dropped me off I said, "You should have said you were on a short yellow bus," implying he's you know what.
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That guy cracks me up.