gangstaswan

Things I did today:

1. Freaked out because the doctor's nurse called and left a cheery message asking me to call her back as soon as possible. My thoughts: ZOMG I have an STD. No, wait, she sounded upbeat and happy. Oh fuck I'm pregnant. It's a freak of nature. I'll have to change my name to Mary. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I immediately call her. They can't find her. Finally she gets on the phone, says I have a yeast infection (I had thought so) and they'll give me prescription.

2. Wrote my article for "Richard III."

3. Edited the shit out of an ad. It was bad.

4. Opened my mouth and promptly put my foot in it. This is why I dislike speaking. I always get myself in trouble. My apologies to those I upset. You know who you are.

5. Cried over stupid boys some more. I gotta quit doing that.

6. Picked up my prescription.

7. Took a nap and dreamt of RS being here with me. (See No. 5.)

8. Watched Cartoon Network.

9. Got dinner, gorged and now feel fat and bloated. Why do I do this to myself?

10. Bought a black toy poodle on my Nintendogs. I've named him Iggy.

Things I did not do today, but really should have:

A) Looked for some stuff in my files. (I need to be vague so I don't jinx it.)

B) Get my eye brows waxed. This one was not entirely my fault. See, they told me to come back tomorrow morning. So I'll do that then zip over to get an oil change.

C) Cleaned up more.

D) Packed a bit, or at least checked to make sure I have everything I need for my Prom outfit.

Things I did not do today that I really shouldn't have done:

Drank tequila alone. I was tempted to drink into oblivion but that seemed like a bad idea.