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Tuesday Apr 17, 2007

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I just discovered that the bottle of lube I've been keeping in my purse was open and leaking all over. I knew something spilled in my purse yesterday because my phone was covered in goop. It's OK but I couldn't find the source. I emptied my purse and didn't see anything.

Today I pulled out my packet of gum and it was all wet (haha). Then I noticed the little satchel I keep my pens in was soaking wet (hehe). I opened up the "hidden" pocket with the lube (and condoms, which I originally thought might be the cause) and the bottle was completely open and bone dry (I crack myself up).

I'm blaming the airport security people. They found the "secret" pocket with the x-ray, investigated and didn't close the bottle. I hope they had fun with it.

I'll be stopping at Target later to buy some KY.

Oh, and less than a week, people. I'm a little nervous.
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surlyclown:
Yeah, the boss was a little scattered, but what can you do. That said, I apparently did a pretty decent job with everything all things considered. ARRR!!!
Apr 19, 2007
suffering:
hi smile
Apr 19, 2007

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