In the spirit of Bonfirecollapse, I also did the google thing because I thought it was so damn funny. Here is the ten I came up with:
1. Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get herself going.
2. Melissa needs a man, and she needs one fast.
3. Melissa needs a fuller understanding to be sure she is on the right track.
4. Melissa needs a regular break for 2 weekends a month.
5. Melissa needs blood, will you help me?
6. Melissa needs Maintenance Manuals.
7. Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead.
8. Melissa needs to increase her votes from 25% to 50% + 1.
9. Melissa needs your help to understand tar.
10. Melissa needs access to a garden.
Yeah...I definitely think I need to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
1. Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get herself going.
2. Melissa needs a man, and she needs one fast.
3. Melissa needs a fuller understanding to be sure she is on the right track.
4. Melissa needs a regular break for 2 weekends a month.
5. Melissa needs blood, will you help me?
6. Melissa needs Maintenance Manuals.
7. Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead.
8. Melissa needs to increase her votes from 25% to 50% + 1.
9. Melissa needs your help to understand tar.
10. Melissa needs access to a garden.
Yeah...I definitely think I need to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
bonfirecollapse:
so does this mean that the homework didn't get done? 
this is almost as much fun if not more fun than googling your own name to see how hard it is to find yourself. i think i like numbers 6 and 7 the best. my favorite on mine is the about needing guns and kung-foo to go with my phylosophy. 
this is almost as much fun if not more fun than googling your own name to see how hard it is to find yourself. i think i like numbers 6 and 7 the best. my favorite on mine is the about needing guns and kung-foo to go with my phylosophy.