gameshow

know what i want from life? i want to come home from work and my girlfriend is as happy to see me and as consistently as my dog. Every fucking day its the greatest thing in the world to my dog when i come home. So attention females next time you see the man of your dreams just shake your ass like crazy while licking your lips and attack him bitting his ear and licking his face do this consistently for a month and either a) he'll tell everyone you know your a fucking nutbag or b) he'll fall madly in love with you



:edit: blowjobs help too