1. this week the angel of death has buzzed low - a lot of people lost or near to it. they usually say he visits in threes, but this has been an extraordinary week. on that note, i shall tread lightly.
2. everyone who isn't being chased by mr. reaper seems to be getting hitched or pregnant or signing up for both programs. as your lawyer i strongly advise against either.
3. speaking of the law: what is with this hot 23 year old teacher in florida boinking her student? hel-lo!!! hey jackass, i don't care what the law says, DO NOT PRESS CHARGES. you are a fucking hero.
4. thank you god for the melvins.
bon weekend
2. everyone who isn't being chased by mr. reaper seems to be getting hitched or pregnant or signing up for both programs. as your lawyer i strongly advise against either.
3. speaking of the law: what is with this hot 23 year old teacher in florida boinking her student? hel-lo!!! hey jackass, i don't care what the law says, DO NOT PRESS CHARGES. you are a fucking hero.
4. thank you god for the melvins.
bon weekend
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That's satan's doing my boy.