the scene is the back pew in a small, rustic church. the entire sanctuary is full, save for the back row where two, black-clad young adults sit whispering to each other.
the boy takes a small card from the pew bannister which asks visitors for some brief personal information and also provides a way to inquire about more information on the congregation.
boy, leaning over to girl: i always loved these things. when i was a kid i used to want to fill them out, but my grandmother would never let me because she said i wasn't a guest.
girl: so are you gonna fill it out?
boy: heck ya! what should i put for the name?
girl: johnny ramone. and give 'em cbgb's address.
the end.
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the boy takes a small card from the pew bannister which asks visitors for some brief personal information and also provides a way to inquire about more information on the congregation.
boy, leaning over to girl: i always loved these things. when i was a kid i used to want to fill them out, but my grandmother would never let me because she said i wasn't a guest.
girl: so are you gonna fill it out?
boy: heck ya! what should i put for the name?
girl: johnny ramone. and give 'em cbgb's address.
the end.
p.s. for those interested there is also a xxx version of this story. please provide a valid credit card number and expiration date, along with mailing address.
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saida:
Ummm, did i tell you ... that you were in my dream?.. and a very very detailed one at that. Quite fun. Lots of bikes and skin and stuff.. ummm yeah. Bit weird huh? I would get into detail but it makes me feel dirty! LOL j/k but the random blush from a dream is fun 
saida:
upstate?.. hahah come visit rochester lol