gallas13

so a recent poll has just come out and suggests that i am, in fact, gay. i was kinda surprised by these results, being as i still find myself terribly attracted to no one, male or female. but silly me, since when does my opinion matter? you know i should've forseen this, though, especially after the other night when my buddy jeffrey goes, "who knew that tommy was a leather top?" take note kids - this next bit is veeeerrrry important. see, apparently if your hanky is hanging out of your left back pocket, and is black, you happen to be a leather top. right back pocket: leather bottom. i honestly forget what the red and blue hankies meant, but they also had some sort of signifcance in the wonderful world of queer. i was flabbergasted b/c i've lived with a leather bottom for years, and he's told me all about how you use enemas and and assplugs and other unmentionable accoutrement, but never once has he told me about any of this secret gay hanky code. hmmmm. maybe because i'm just not gay enough? who knows.

welp, i'm off to watch d-kwon's "learn how to suck cock in 5 minutes" instructional video. from what i read off the back of the box, i understand relaxing the throat is key. jeffrey also says it helps if he (the blowee) drinks a big glass of pineapple juice an hour or so before. glory hole city here i come!!!