tommy needs one. something fierce. i'm so tired i'm even referring to myself in the third person, which hasn't happened since i abdicated. . .
look at this picture and tell me what you see:
i'm sorry but this is just not hardcore. this is gay porn. and believe me i know gay porn. you don't even wanna know how well i know gay porn. the first thing my buddy said when he saw these jokers on stage was, "hey tom, i think they've got an opening for 'oilboy.'" and to reference the oft over quoted seinfeld episode, "not that there's anything wrong with that. . ." but let's just give a fella a little more warning so that when he walks into a metal show, all ready top whip his cock out, he knows exactly what that ill preciptiate.
band bashing aside, i really should've done the right thing - introduced myself and done some prospecting for my big gay leather bottom roommate. ho hum.
oh and matt pike, i don't care what anyone says. you still rock. even if you did jump joe preston and are now sporting that fashion so many of us stoners feature: man boobs.
keep it real bubba.
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We buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need 'em
Things we buy to cover up what's inside
Cause they made us hate ourself and love they wealth
That's why shortys holla 'where the ballas at?'
Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack
And the white man get paid off of all of that.'