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tommy needs one. something fierce. i'm so tired i'm even referring to myself in the third person, which hasn't happened since i abdicated. . .

look at this picture and tell me what you see:



i'm sorry but this is just not hardcore. this is gay porn. and believe me i know gay porn. you don't even wanna know how well i know gay porn. the first thing my buddy said when he saw these jokers on stage was, "hey tom, i think they've got an opening for 'oilboy.'" and to reference the oft over quoted seinfeld episode, "not that there's anything wrong with that. . ." but let's just give a fella a little more warning so that when he walks into a metal show, all ready top whip his cock out, he knows exactly what that ill preciptiate.

band bashing aside, i really should've done the right thing - introduced myself and done some prospecting for my big gay leather bottom roommate. ho hum.

oh and matt pike, i don't care what anyone says. you still rock. even if you did jump joe preston and are now sporting that fashion so many of us stoners feature: man boobs.



keep it real bubba.