okay so neurosis are playing saturday night and if anybody has a pair of tickets my girlfriend and i are willing to negotiate. the show is sold out, so we're talking good stuff - live sex, drugs, you name it.
i did put in a bid on ebay, but i'm up against somebody named maia eastlund, or something like that.
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i did put in a bid on ebay, but i'm up against somebody named maia eastlund, or something like that.
maia, if you're reading this:...
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fancier:
my real name is maia eastlund. i shall prevail!
zola25:
0-4 today! 
hypothetically speaking, is it wrong to have phone sex with the verizon customer service lady? i mean, assuming it's consensual and all?
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fancier:
Non-consensual phone sex sounds kind of hot. I wish someone would phone-take-advantage of me.
fancier:
OH and I don't know why you didn't get the card... I even drew you a picture. With crayons. Fucking USPS.
http://www.nihilistics.com/main.html
i'm not sure how in my years on this planet i missed this band.
saturday was something of a pleasant surprise. i was at the bar having an adult bevvy when a friend mentioned that d.o.a. was playing at cbgb's. let me just come right out and say it: cb's is the definition of what it means to rest on one's own laurels. i...
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i'm not sure how in my years on this planet i missed this band.
saturday was something of a pleasant surprise. i was at the bar having an adult bevvy when a friend mentioned that d.o.a. was playing at cbgb's. let me just come right out and say it: cb's is the definition of what it means to rest on one's own laurels. i...
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saida:
haha, totally vile.. awesome.
and funny you should ask.. I have designed a bag thats meant to be put on a wet bar.. and not soak up the slop.. so yes they are water tight and I am taking xmas orders
and funny you should ask.. I have designed a bag thats meant to be put on a wet bar.. and not soak up the slop.. so yes they are water tight and I am taking xmas orders
throatneedle:
hahaha! hey man at least we won! and what happened with bolton over the weekend? is youse niggas slippin' or what? haha
nothing to see here.
go back to jacking off to underage girls you pathetic pederast.
go back to jacking off to underage girls you pathetic pederast.
throatneedle:
tommy = M.I.A
saida:
ok.
in the end. . .in the end i can tell you that there is a place in baja, two and a half hours outside of lareto, and if it ever gets that bad. . .THAT bad. . .it's always there. ya-yo has a cave full of pot, and you can live off the bonita that you catch. god thank you for that place. i know...
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saida:
now see thats awesome... i was going to write somthing else, but I think that covered it .... I wanna sit on a boat, and just escape 
now see thats awesome... i was going to write somthing else, but I think that covered it .... I wanna sit on a boat, and just escape
zola25:
Cave full of pot .... ! That'd be heaven 
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zola25:
Man I wish women would grab my crotch, I think it should be made law!
Yep, I'm keeping my fingers crossed Robben doesn't pick up an injury too. I'm at Stamford Bridge on Saturday, can't wait!!
Yep, I'm keeping my fingers crossed Robben doesn't pick up an injury too. I'm at Stamford Bridge on Saturday, can't wait!!
judypatricia:
What can I say, I'm a fool in love.
And I'm with the guy above me: I wish women would grab my crotch as well.
And I'm with the guy above me: I wish women would grab my crotch as well.
if you don't own the jello biafra/melvins album yet, you should. sweet jesus does it rock.
my pants seem to have caught fire.
more ranch dressing please.
danny, we're out of toilet paper. christ almighty, do i have to wipe my ass on your sheets to make my point?
you like to make party?
my pants seem to have caught fire.
more ranch dressing please.
danny, we're out of toilet paper. christ almighty, do i have to wipe my ass on your sheets to make my point?
you like to make party?
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midknight:
hey, can you still hook me up with your graphic design friends? 
oh the life of a refugee. sheer glory. no bed. no mail. playing jenga with the boxes that hold all the little trinkets that define your life. my father said to me - and mind you he was helladrunk when he said this - "son, whhhrren you get thhaaa plaaaashh fissed up yerrrr gunnna be the bigggest chhhhhick magnet. sseeee i been taken these here...
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throatneedle:
hahaha! have fun tonight negro! we need to hang again man. dont be such a fucking starnger...oh and i need to see your place! trans...europe..express *does the gay german robot*
one of the many steps to be taken while moving is switching your phone service to your new address. i attempted to do that today, and whoa unto you that will ever have to go through this ordeal. not only is it going to take the crack troops over at MCI up to THREE WEEKS to turn our phone service on at our new address,...
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saida:
damn you guys!! I wish you would come to the show.. I bartended for GWAR once! It was interesting to say the least 
at the risk of sounding utterly crass let me just say that it is scientific fact that you cannot have a bad day that starts with a blow job. with the help of a particularly foxy and willing volunteer, i proved it.
whoozywhatzy:
hahaha. Nice.
I need to prove to you that the bus exists and that it's kickass. Hmmmmm.
I need to prove to you that the bus exists and that it's kickass. Hmmmmm.
throatneedle:
you are a lucky, lucky man my friend! i bet you felt like ray liotta in 'goodfellas' but without the stack of money huh? haha
you'll notice right under the picture of that fellow with the cigarette is a birth date. if you cross reference it to your calendars you'll notice that said date is fast approaching, so you'd better go ahead and get your cards in the mail. send them to:
122 orchard st. #7
new york, ny 10009
those of you that have been lucky enough to visit...
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122 orchard st. #7
new york, ny 10009
those of you that have been lucky enough to visit...
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midknight:
does an e-mail count?
BTW, have you ever seen Fear Factory live?
BTW, have you ever seen Fear Factory live?
throatneedle:
that sucks man but 
i'm heading out to see the walkmen at webster hall on friday before i go to joanna's thing. btw/ do you know if it's a costume wearing type event?
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i'm heading out to see the walkmen at webster hall on friday before i go to joanna's thing. btw/ do you know if it's a costume wearing type event?
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are we not men? we are devo!!!
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fancier:
DEVO!
