galinda

Hello there.

I\'m Shaina.

I\'m new here.

As you can see, this is my first blog post.

Yay for Blogging.

So I\'ve decided to start with telling a few things about myself.

In a fun and interesting List-style.

Cool?

Cool.

Ways to make the Shaina happy.

Give her chocolate.
The chocolate calms the Shaina. Calm Shaina= Happy You.

Don\'t out her to random people.
The Shaina is a single Lesbian, however, she wants to let people figure it out themselves. Or through her telling it. Just not through you.

Show her pictures of things that are cute/fuzzy. Like Kittens or Puppies.
However, the Shaina would prefer it if you GAVE her a fuzzy Kitten/Puppy. Because she is a big 5 year old at heart.

Take her to a Musical.
Preferrably Wicked, Rent, or Spamalot.


The Shaina Is generally easy to please.

Ways to make the Shaina turn into Big, Green, Evil Monster

Out her to random people.
As said before, the Shaina does not like this and may throw things if provoked. Or just call you a Meany McMean Face.

Show her your penis.
Again, the Shaina is a Lesbian. It does not turn her on. Unless it is artistic/ not trash, she does not want to see it. Thank you very much.

Pretty much, that's all for now.

*curls up in corner and goes to sleep.*