galen

So i'm on the bus yesterday afternoon and in walks this big fat round...... um... boy in a man's body, let's say.

This guy is unreal to look at. Every feature about him is round, but he's tall as well. To put him into perspective, let's just say he's someone i wouldn't want angry with me, but if i had a pizza in my hand i might gamble and be tempted to piss him off a little.

This fucker had long black socks pulled up to just beneath his knees. Old sneakers that looked to be about 2 sizes too small for his fat feet. Khaki shorts that were WAY too tight, and a more than just semi-stained undershirt that he was obviously using as his "every-day-wear" There was shit on his shirt that the U would want to study.

To top things off, he had on what appeared to be a children's sized Batman baseball cap and he was holding a tattered old comic book. This guy had to be in his 30's. It was f'n hilarious!!!!!

I actually had to whip out my cell phone and pretend i'd just read a funny text message, i was laffin so hard.

I never would have bothered but he sat down almost straight across from me with this look on his face that screamed, "Alright.... if anyone on this bus thinks that Batman couldn't kick Superman's ass in an all out brawl...... they're dead!!"

I almost forgot. The smell from this guy was not of this Earth. It induced me to start coughing and laughing at the same time. Eyes watering/burning, the whole kitNkaboodle.