well my mother just text me informing me that my brother has split up with his girlfriend.
and you know what i did? i jumped around the room screaming YESSSS, 'BOUT FUCKING TIIIIIME!!!!
now i shall tell you a story.
are you sitting comfortably? then i shall begin.
absolutely ages ago (at the beginning of this year) a few things went missing out of my bedroom, including some ear tunnels/plugs, and some things had been rearranged in my room. i suspected my brothers girlfriend, Michaela, as she had been left in my house alone while my brother was at work. of course, having no evidence, i did not confront Michaela, but i did tell my brother my slight suspicions.
then, back at the beginning of june this year, i celebrated my 18th birthday. what with it being the big one eight, my grandma gave me 500 to do with what i wished. my brother (jamie) had got the same thing for his 18th birthday a couple of years previously.
all in all, i got about 570 for my birthday, and the day after my birthday i went and paid in my 500 cheque.
i had about 30 in my bank account anyway.
3 days later, my card goes missing from my purse, i assume because i'm a clumsy forgetful shit that i've left it at the bank when i paid in my cheque as i'd not used it since.
20 goes missing from my account...
10 of my money goes missing from the fireplace in my living room where my dad leaves my money every week. daddy thinks he might have forgotten to leave it... charlie (little brother) swears he saw him put it there.
a couple of weeks later, i get a letter from my bank telling me where the money was taken out. it was taken out in my village shop... so i didn't leave it at college then.
my inspector morse of a boyfriend says we should go and see if the village shop still has the cctv footage from when it happened, by this time i am almost certain it is michaela. the morning that we go and ask the shop, 10 goes missing out of my purse...
we get to the shop, they are very happy to show me the footage, so we go into the security room, and he finds the right dvd. when it gets to the time that the bank had told me on the letter, who is standing at the cash machine? oh, look who it is. Michaela. nobody using the machine half an hour before, or afterwards, you could even clearly see on the footage my Yellow Playboy purse in her hand, and a flash of blue as she gets my alliance and leicester card out.
as we walk back from the shop with a copy of the footage in hand, just outside my house we pass Jamie and michaela, and i ask jamie if i can just have a quick word with him before he goes. him being a complete prick sometimes, says 'no, you can talk in front of michaela' so i just go and say 'you're the one that nicked my card and had the money out of my account' she protests her innocence, and i flash her the dvd and say 'you can talk that shit all you want, but i've got cctv evidence'. with her still protesting, i go inside my house and tell mum whats happened.
i've ranted enough, nobody will have read this far :p so to cut the story short, she said that she thought it was my brothers card (in my purse... with my pin number...?) was banned from my house, wrote me a letter of excuses that was supposed to be a letter of apology and enclosed 10 of the 40 she almost certainly nicked. my brother went to uni in september, and 2 weeks ago, she moved there to be with him.
AND NOW HE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF HER AND DUMPED THE FILTHY LYING SHITBAG. so it's understandable why i'm so happy, yes?
anyway, on a nicer note, here's a naked photo
this goes up tomorrow
around 1pm.
and oh yes, i'm sexy
and you know what i did? i jumped around the room screaming YESSSS, 'BOUT FUCKING TIIIIIME!!!!
now i shall tell you a story.
are you sitting comfortably? then i shall begin.
absolutely ages ago (at the beginning of this year) a few things went missing out of my bedroom, including some ear tunnels/plugs, and some things had been rearranged in my room. i suspected my brothers girlfriend, Michaela, as she had been left in my house alone while my brother was at work. of course, having no evidence, i did not confront Michaela, but i did tell my brother my slight suspicions.
then, back at the beginning of june this year, i celebrated my 18th birthday. what with it being the big one eight, my grandma gave me 500 to do with what i wished. my brother (jamie) had got the same thing for his 18th birthday a couple of years previously.
all in all, i got about 570 for my birthday, and the day after my birthday i went and paid in my 500 cheque.
i had about 30 in my bank account anyway.
3 days later, my card goes missing from my purse, i assume because i'm a clumsy forgetful shit that i've left it at the bank when i paid in my cheque as i'd not used it since.
20 goes missing from my account...
10 of my money goes missing from the fireplace in my living room where my dad leaves my money every week. daddy thinks he might have forgotten to leave it... charlie (little brother) swears he saw him put it there.
a couple of weeks later, i get a letter from my bank telling me where the money was taken out. it was taken out in my village shop... so i didn't leave it at college then.
my inspector morse of a boyfriend says we should go and see if the village shop still has the cctv footage from when it happened, by this time i am almost certain it is michaela. the morning that we go and ask the shop, 10 goes missing out of my purse...
we get to the shop, they are very happy to show me the footage, so we go into the security room, and he finds the right dvd. when it gets to the time that the bank had told me on the letter, who is standing at the cash machine? oh, look who it is. Michaela. nobody using the machine half an hour before, or afterwards, you could even clearly see on the footage my Yellow Playboy purse in her hand, and a flash of blue as she gets my alliance and leicester card out.
as we walk back from the shop with a copy of the footage in hand, just outside my house we pass Jamie and michaela, and i ask jamie if i can just have a quick word with him before he goes. him being a complete prick sometimes, says 'no, you can talk in front of michaela' so i just go and say 'you're the one that nicked my card and had the money out of my account' she protests her innocence, and i flash her the dvd and say 'you can talk that shit all you want, but i've got cctv evidence'. with her still protesting, i go inside my house and tell mum whats happened.
i've ranted enough, nobody will have read this far :p so to cut the story short, she said that she thought it was my brothers card (in my purse... with my pin number...?) was banned from my house, wrote me a letter of excuses that was supposed to be a letter of apology and enclosed 10 of the 40 she almost certainly nicked. my brother went to uni in september, and 2 weeks ago, she moved there to be with him.
AND NOW HE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF HER AND DUMPED THE FILTHY LYING SHITBAG. so it's understandable why i'm so happy, yes?
anyway, on a nicer note, here's a naked photo
this goes up tomorrow
around 1pm.
and oh yes, i'm sexy
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laylapage:
really? i didn't know nakedness had to be so soon! thank you for all the compliments and tips! i'll make sure to remember them when i take my next set!
laylapage:
the thing is i submitted my FIRST set almost 3 years ago, and i think the requirements have changed a little. i will brush up! i would love to do a set with you... when i visit the uk we shall make it a point to! xo i can't wait to see your new set, either!