galaxy42

Oh, Money, you dirty little bastard. You little wad of filth, always just out of my reach when I need you most. What will it take to bring you home? I admit it... I took you for granted in the past, but not anymore! I'll change my colors as long as yours remains the same... sweet, sweet, green. Please come home to me. All the plants will die without you. My thumb just isn't... well, you know.

Oh, I'd do anything for you right now. All those other guys that use and abuse you don't deserve the happiness that you bring. I've seen the error of my ways! I'll take care of you... hold you close... never let anyone put their grubby little mitts on you again. I'll keep you safe, my little turtledove...safe in a safe. Just please come home to me... and bring a few of your friends.

I think I'll die without you...