Here's the story. Boy meets girl, girl tugs boy's ponytail, boy asks for girl's phone number. Girl aquiesces, boy takes girl to dinner, boy introduces girl to friends. Friend asks boy if girl is his Woman, boy directs question to girl, girl responds with yes.
Boy and girl go out, girl gets sick one week into it. Girl turns into bitch, and breaks up with boy after 2 weeks.
Yes everyone, I was in the shortest relationship of my LIFE recently. 2 weeks you see, and she dumps me because I'm, get this...
Too affectionate.
Fucked up, isn't it?
Boy DID sleep with Girl though. Boy learned that while he was never good for actual intercourse, his skills at eating pussy havn't deteriorated.
EDIT:
I GOT MY TATTOO, I GOT MY TATTOO, I GOT MY TATTOO!!!
Pics ASAP.
Boy and girl go out, girl gets sick one week into it. Girl turns into bitch, and breaks up with boy after 2 weeks.
Yes everyone, I was in the shortest relationship of my LIFE recently. 2 weeks you see, and she dumps me because I'm, get this...
Too affectionate.
Fucked up, isn't it?
Boy DID sleep with Girl though. Boy learned that while he was never good for actual intercourse, his skills at eating pussy havn't deteriorated.
EDIT:
I GOT MY TATTOO, I GOT MY TATTOO, I GOT MY TATTOO!!!
Pics ASAP.
after months of dealing with fucked up people myself...
that's the best fucking reaction!
:WUB: