(grumbles)
Likely didn't get the liquor store job like I wanted, and I wanted this job because, well... it's a liquor store, and I like to think I know my hooch.
Also, it has come to my attention that I need laid, desperately bad. Well, scratch that. I'd REALLY ENJOY sexual intercourse, but what I really want is a girlfriend.
Hung out with some friends of mine tonight, there were 5 of them. two pair were a couple, and the fifth had just gotten out of a relationship.
It grates on my nerves, being that eternally single guy. I mean, seriously. It's shit like this that makes me think I'll never run out the odds. There are uglier men than me, with girlfriends, some VERY hot too I might add. There are meaner guys than me with girlfriends, ditto on the hot factor.
I am not the nicest man on earth, nor the best looking. I like to think I am a rather nice person however, and I tend to think I'm not oogly, so this baffles me. Am I missing the memo that says "Oberon, you will be single from the age of 20 until the end of your life. Have a nice day."
Hell, maybe everyone but me was SUPPOSED to get that memo, if this is the case, let me know, alright? I'd appreciate the info. It'd be most useful.
Likely didn't get the liquor store job like I wanted, and I wanted this job because, well... it's a liquor store, and I like to think I know my hooch.
Also, it has come to my attention that I need laid, desperately bad. Well, scratch that. I'd REALLY ENJOY sexual intercourse, but what I really want is a girlfriend.
Hung out with some friends of mine tonight, there were 5 of them. two pair were a couple, and the fifth had just gotten out of a relationship.
It grates on my nerves, being that eternally single guy. I mean, seriously. It's shit like this that makes me think I'll never run out the odds. There are uglier men than me, with girlfriends, some VERY hot too I might add. There are meaner guys than me with girlfriends, ditto on the hot factor.
I am not the nicest man on earth, nor the best looking. I like to think I am a rather nice person however, and I tend to think I'm not oogly, so this baffles me. Am I missing the memo that says "Oberon, you will be single from the age of 20 until the end of your life. Have a nice day."
Hell, maybe everyone but me was SUPPOSED to get that memo, if this is the case, let me know, alright? I'd appreciate the info. It'd be most useful.
obsidian_:
dude you have to move...people in the tristate are married by 21 or they are considered old maids...wait like 4 more years and you will catch back up with the recent divorcees who need a baby daddy!
jennifer:
Thanks for the sweet comment!