GRRRR!!!! Stupid A-HOLE Alert!!!
Well tonight was an odd one at that. First off, it was a Sunday and I had almost no sleep before work. Second, here is what happened! First off one guy persisted to keep sticking his tongue out. I told him at stage one that was rude and inappropriate for a high class club. Or any place at that. After ignoring me and keeping the kiddie behavior up....I just blew him off. Then, he was up on my stage for my nude set. He had somehow pissed off the girl before me so I knew there was gonna be a lil drama up in this B*tch. First thing I said to him was "if you stick you tongue out again there will we be a big surprise." Dumb as he is, he did...and I popped him in the JAW. That way he would bite his tongue. We went through this three times before I just asked for my tip. He threw a mini fit but gave me the two dollars...so I let him be. A minute or so later he stormed off angry and then whispered to my sudo regular on the way out "keep your money"....my sudo regular just flipped him the birdie.
Was still on nude stage for the rest of my set, and then got stuck up there for a second one since the next girl flaked. My sudo regular was still up there with me and there was also a couple and a few others in and out. Then, two guys walked up the stairs and just stood there. I kinda had a feeling they would give me grief...and finally they sat down. I danced for the first one, meanwhile smelling his buddy. He smelled like a bus stop...that nasty urine has not showered in weeks smell. Totally grossness in every way imaginable. He tipped me a whopping $2 YIPPIE! Yeah! So then, I go to dance for his rancid buddy who (as LIL John describes him) Looked like a Willie Nelson plus 50 years. I then looked at him like time to tip me...and he just kinda looked stupid. So I flat out asked for my tip...and he went on about being an artist and blah blah bleh. Was kinda rude about it. So my sudo regular yelled him about something along the lines of "what do you think she is doing up here, showing it all to you...how do you think she pays her bills? If you are not gonna tip you should leave." And this rancid piece of trash proceeds to argue with him telling him it was none of his business. Then, he proceeded to through a chair at my guy...(but couldn't lift it high enough) That is when I went off on him.
I spent a good 5 minutes going off-
"this is NOT the paper tiger or Saturday's and I dunno where you go but here at Penthouse we have a certain standard of class. I do not appreciate your use of violence in my club and invading my place of work and compromising my safety. Especially, when you are throwing a chair at my rent and meal ticket. We do NOT tolerate this biker bar behavior...and chairs will Not be thrown at MY club. If I am held to a standard of classiness, then the same applies to YOU. I do not tolerate my safety being put on the line like this and you had better leave my club RIGHT NOW. I don't care what was said, or who said it, or even who and how drunk you are...this will not be tolerated!!!
Also a huge chance that there was prolly some degree of cursing coming from me as well. Then, I chased him all the way out of the nude room and from what I hear, he instantly left the club. His friend stayed behind and I was still going off on him. I ran down stairs as soon as I got dressed and found a manager. Next thing I know, Corey, Andrew, Ed, and Mitch are all up there talking to his buddy finding out were he went. His buddy came and attempted to apologize to us all. I was like, whatever, I am not mad at you...but you will never bring him back to this club again. Meanwhile, my regular and I were shaken up so we hooked ourselves up with a shot. Yeager Bomb Babe!
IN the end it was an interesting night...but jeez...in my two years of dancing I have never seen a guy throw a chair. What if I had told him to leave...would he have thrown it at me..probably. And then, there would have been some real f*cking Drama.
Well tonight was an odd one at that. First off, it was a Sunday and I had almost no sleep before work. Second, here is what happened! First off one guy persisted to keep sticking his tongue out. I told him at stage one that was rude and inappropriate for a high class club. Or any place at that. After ignoring me and keeping the kiddie behavior up....I just blew him off. Then, he was up on my stage for my nude set. He had somehow pissed off the girl before me so I knew there was gonna be a lil drama up in this B*tch. First thing I said to him was "if you stick you tongue out again there will we be a big surprise." Dumb as he is, he did...and I popped him in the JAW. That way he would bite his tongue. We went through this three times before I just asked for my tip. He threw a mini fit but gave me the two dollars...so I let him be. A minute or so later he stormed off angry and then whispered to my sudo regular on the way out "keep your money"....my sudo regular just flipped him the birdie.
Was still on nude stage for the rest of my set, and then got stuck up there for a second one since the next girl flaked. My sudo regular was still up there with me and there was also a couple and a few others in and out. Then, two guys walked up the stairs and just stood there. I kinda had a feeling they would give me grief...and finally they sat down. I danced for the first one, meanwhile smelling his buddy. He smelled like a bus stop...that nasty urine has not showered in weeks smell. Totally grossness in every way imaginable. He tipped me a whopping $2 YIPPIE! Yeah! So then, I go to dance for his rancid buddy who (as LIL John describes him) Looked like a Willie Nelson plus 50 years. I then looked at him like time to tip me...and he just kinda looked stupid. So I flat out asked for my tip...and he went on about being an artist and blah blah bleh. Was kinda rude about it. So my sudo regular yelled him about something along the lines of "what do you think she is doing up here, showing it all to you...how do you think she pays her bills? If you are not gonna tip you should leave." And this rancid piece of trash proceeds to argue with him telling him it was none of his business. Then, he proceeded to through a chair at my guy...(but couldn't lift it high enough) That is when I went off on him.
I spent a good 5 minutes going off-
"this is NOT the paper tiger or Saturday's and I dunno where you go but here at Penthouse we have a certain standard of class. I do not appreciate your use of violence in my club and invading my place of work and compromising my safety. Especially, when you are throwing a chair at my rent and meal ticket. We do NOT tolerate this biker bar behavior...and chairs will Not be thrown at MY club. If I am held to a standard of classiness, then the same applies to YOU. I do not tolerate my safety being put on the line like this and you had better leave my club RIGHT NOW. I don't care what was said, or who said it, or even who and how drunk you are...this will not be tolerated!!!
Also a huge chance that there was prolly some degree of cursing coming from me as well. Then, I chased him all the way out of the nude room and from what I hear, he instantly left the club. His friend stayed behind and I was still going off on him. I ran down stairs as soon as I got dressed and found a manager. Next thing I know, Corey, Andrew, Ed, and Mitch are all up there talking to his buddy finding out were he went. His buddy came and attempted to apologize to us all. I was like, whatever, I am not mad at you...but you will never bring him back to this club again. Meanwhile, my regular and I were shaken up so we hooked ourselves up with a shot. Yeager Bomb Babe!
IN the end it was an interesting night...but jeez...in my two years of dancing I have never seen a guy throw a chair. What if I had told him to leave...would he have thrown it at me..probably. And then, there would have been some real f*cking Drama.
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Where are the bouncers during all this?