I did a stupid Survey!!!! Deal with it!!!
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
3 times and counting
2. Are you gay?
Nope but I would most defiantly play around with hot chicks!
3.Do you have hairy legs?
Neverewe!
4. Do you like monkeys?
Only cute lil ones with googly eyes that I can't help but to call chibbi chin chin!
5. How many fillings do you have?
None
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The Ocean for sure, but being a Midwestern hick I spent most my time in lakes.
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Nope but I dared a few friends to in my time.
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
Yes, but not anymore.
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
Um, hells yeah!
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
Just my attitude, it was pretty sour sometimes.
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yuck but yes I do!
13. Describe your hair?
Delicious, it is hot hot pink today.
14. Are you a wild beast?
Eeek! I dunno that infers having lots of hair or something.
15. Do you like to have fun?
Every moment of everyday, and I don't care how stupid I look doing it!
16. Do you like drama?
Can't say that I could live without it! But I don't go looking for it by any means.
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
Nope!
18. Are you afraid to die?
Well since the point to life is not dying, it is sorta a goal of mine to not die!
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
Of course, but I have not done that in years.
20. Do you like lyme tics?
Eh???
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody ?
Once, but it wasn't my fault. He gave me a roofy colada and deserved every second of it. Not to mention, he somehow got my number and called me long distance for like a month. I think that he has like a vomit fetish or something. So he roofies bitches drinks so they will vomit on him. EWE!
22. Are you an adult?
Well I still look young enough to be a kid! But well I am at that age were I have to somewhat act responsible.
23. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
Sorta, but who needs to spell when you have WORD!
24. Are you a television addict?
Eh! Well I love Scifi, Spike, and CN. And I love watching People's Court and Judge Judy. So perhaps!
25. Do you think O.J. is guilty? Are we seriously still asking that question? DNA!!!!!
26. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
With myself, or with someone else? Yes, yes!
27. On a swing?
A park swing or one of those sex swings from the adult store? No, yes!
28. Do you like Elvis?
Do I live in the USA? Of course I live Elvis.
29. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
Eeeek! NO!
30. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
I get hit on everywhere, but I can't think of an exact moment in a zoo!
31. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
YEP! But only with sweet potatoes.
32. Does your mom think someone's hot?
Prolly My step dad.
33. Are you a sugar freak?
Not really
34. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
No one ever comes to my door. No one knows were I live.
35. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
No, I have to know that I can stand you for more then 20 minutes. So I have the three-date rule. Survive the first date you get some fun. Survive the second date you get sex. Survive the third date you get a blowjob. Survive after that, damn you are brave!
36. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
Well, I speed every day! That is all I will fess up too!
37. Do you like orange juice?
Especially with champagne!
38. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
The what! Is that kinda like the white guy dance? If so yeah, I do that up on my girls all the time while old men are present.
39. Where do you wish you were right now.?
That hotel in Estes were the Shinning was made atI saw it on Ghost Hunters last night.
40. Did you enjoy this?
Well, why not!
41. Did you eat your glue as a child?
I was more of a paper eater.
42. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
NO!
43. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
OH GOD!
44. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
Not quite.
45 Can you roll your tounge?
Yes!
46. Can you lick your own nose?
Yes!
47.Do you like halloween?
LOVE IT!
48. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
Still do!
49. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
I had the Doll!
50. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
Not very well!
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
3 times and counting
2. Are you gay?
Nope but I would most defiantly play around with hot chicks!
3.Do you have hairy legs?
Neverewe!
4. Do you like monkeys?
Only cute lil ones with googly eyes that I can't help but to call chibbi chin chin!
5. How many fillings do you have?
None
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The Ocean for sure, but being a Midwestern hick I spent most my time in lakes.
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Nope but I dared a few friends to in my time.
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
Yes, but not anymore.
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
Um, hells yeah!
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
Just my attitude, it was pretty sour sometimes.
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yuck but yes I do!
13. Describe your hair?
Delicious, it is hot hot pink today.
14. Are you a wild beast?
Eeek! I dunno that infers having lots of hair or something.
15. Do you like to have fun?
Every moment of everyday, and I don't care how stupid I look doing it!
16. Do you like drama?
Can't say that I could live without it! But I don't go looking for it by any means.
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
Nope!
18. Are you afraid to die?
Well since the point to life is not dying, it is sorta a goal of mine to not die!
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
Of course, but I have not done that in years.
20. Do you like lyme tics?
Eh???
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody ?
Once, but it wasn't my fault. He gave me a roofy colada and deserved every second of it. Not to mention, he somehow got my number and called me long distance for like a month. I think that he has like a vomit fetish or something. So he roofies bitches drinks so they will vomit on him. EWE!
22. Are you an adult?
Well I still look young enough to be a kid! But well I am at that age were I have to somewhat act responsible.
23. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
Sorta, but who needs to spell when you have WORD!
24. Are you a television addict?
Eh! Well I love Scifi, Spike, and CN. And I love watching People's Court and Judge Judy. So perhaps!
25. Do you think O.J. is guilty? Are we seriously still asking that question? DNA!!!!!
26. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
With myself, or with someone else? Yes, yes!
27. On a swing?
A park swing or one of those sex swings from the adult store? No, yes!
28. Do you like Elvis?
Do I live in the USA? Of course I live Elvis.
29. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
Eeeek! NO!
30. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
I get hit on everywhere, but I can't think of an exact moment in a zoo!
31. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
YEP! But only with sweet potatoes.
32. Does your mom think someone's hot?
Prolly My step dad.
33. Are you a sugar freak?
Not really
34. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
No one ever comes to my door. No one knows were I live.
35. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
No, I have to know that I can stand you for more then 20 minutes. So I have the three-date rule. Survive the first date you get some fun. Survive the second date you get sex. Survive the third date you get a blowjob. Survive after that, damn you are brave!
36. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
Well, I speed every day! That is all I will fess up too!
37. Do you like orange juice?
Especially with champagne!
38. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
The what! Is that kinda like the white guy dance? If so yeah, I do that up on my girls all the time while old men are present.
39. Where do you wish you were right now.?
That hotel in Estes were the Shinning was made atI saw it on Ghost Hunters last night.
40. Did you enjoy this?
Well, why not!
41. Did you eat your glue as a child?
I was more of a paper eater.
42. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
NO!
43. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
OH GOD!
44. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
Not quite.
45 Can you roll your tounge?
Yes!
46. Can you lick your own nose?
Yes!
47.Do you like halloween?
LOVE IT!
48. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
Still do!
49. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
I had the Doll!
50. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
Not very well!
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THEY DID THE STANLEY HOTEL ON GHOST HUNTERS???!!!!!!
Damn, I'm going to have to catch a repeat of that. I've been dying to see them go there.
1. Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
yes
2. Are you gay?
I would say "Bi"
3.Do you have hairy legs?
Neverewe! (same answer)
4. Do you like monkeys?
Yes. (what about Mon-chi-chis?)
5. How many fillings do you have?
1 or 2 I think
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The Ocean for sure, but being a Midwestern hick I spent most my time in lakes. (same answer for me too!)
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Nope
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
Yes, but not anymore. (ok, we are getting a lot of the same answers)
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
Um, hells yeah! (ditto)
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
No
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Yep
13. Describe your hair?
Black with red streaks
14. Are you a wild beast?
Uh...
15. Do you like to have fun?
Yes
16. Do you like drama?
No. But I will laugh at the expense of someone involved in it
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
Yes
18. Are you afraid to die?
Hm. Good question. Not sure.
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
Yes
20. Do you like lyme tics?
NO
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody ?
Yep. On my 21st.
22. Are you an adult?
In most ways.
23. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
Yes
24. Are you a television addict?
Hell yes. America's Next Top Model, Battlestar Galactica, Project Runway, Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen (and a bunch of shows that are no longer on air)
25. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
Seriously? What a dumb question.
26. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
No
27. On a swing?
No
28. Do you like Elvis?
Eh
29. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
No
30. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
Yes (I used to work at one)
31. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
YEP! But only with sweet potatoes. (ditto)
32. Does your mom think someone's hot?
Ick. i don't even want to think about that.
33. Are you a sugar freak?
Not so much. I'm more addicted to salty things.
34. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
No one ever comes to my door. No one knows were I live. (pretty much the same)
35. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
Not anymore.
36. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
Speeding I guess.
37. Do you like orange juice?
Yes
38. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
Huh?
39. Where do you wish you were right now.?
That hotel in Estes were the Shinning was made atI saw it on Ghost Hunters last night.
40. Did you enjoy this?
Well, why not!
41. Did you eat your glue as a child?
No
42. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
NO!
43. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
No. My parents divorced when I was young
44. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
No
45 Can you roll your tounge?
Yes!
46. Can you lick your own nose?
Yes!
47.Do you like halloween?
LOVE IT!
48. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
Yes
49. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
Yes
50. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
Yes. I'm pretty good at it.
naw, my woman was away
2. Are you gay?
nope
3.Do you have hairy legs?
what on me isn't hairy?
4. Do you like monkeys?
yep, especially Mandrills
5. How many fillings do you have?
none, but its not cuz I'm not trying
6. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean.......with sharks......yeah
7. Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
can't remember
8.Have you ever read the Bible?
which one?
9. Do you wear a lot of black?
all the time
10. Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
just my hands
12. Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
uh huh
13. Describe your hair?
long and dark
14. Are you a wild beast?
of course!!!!!!
15. Do you like to have fun?
Yes
16. Do you like drama?
Nuh uh
17. Do you like mayonnaise?
see above
18. Are you afraid to die?
not anynore
19. Do you like playing in leaves?
Yes
20. Do you like lyme tics?
naw
21. Have you ever thrown up on somebody ?
oh yes, from across the room
22. Are you an adult?
sure, lets say yes
23. Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
indeed
24. Are you a television addict?
nope
25. Do you think O.J. is guilty?
gulity!.
26. Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
No
27. On a swing?
No (see a pattern)
28. Do you like Elvis?
sure
29. Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
Nah
30. Ever been hit on at a zoo?
I wish
31. Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
ummmmm?
32. Does your mom think someone's hot?
probably, she is dating someone
33. Are you a sugar freak?
Not anymore
34. When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit it's the cops"?
Naw, its more like "fresh meat"
35. Will you ever have sex with a total stranger?
maybe, is the total stranger Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
36. Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it?
yep, and I won't tell either
37. Do you like orange juice?
Yes
38. Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
eh???
39. Where do you wish you were right now.?
In the Octogan, kickign the shit out of Matt Hughes
40. Did you enjoy this?
it's done?
41. Did you eat your glue as a child?
no, but I ate the paste
42. Did you ever put beans up your nose?
yeah, and shot them at my friends
43. Have you ever heard your parents having sex?
yes, and caught them eek!!
44. Have your parents ever caught you having sex?
No, thankfully!!
45 Can you roll your tounge?
Yes!
46. Can you lick your own nose?
never had too
47.Do you like halloween?
LOVE IT! its MY DAY!!!!
48. Did you watch Saved by the Bell?
Yes
49. Do you remember Jem and the Holograms?
oh yes
50. Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?
nope