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Tuesday Jan 17, 2006

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Right for anyone interested, i have another poem with a story behind it this time.

I was in the toilet at work and some bastard threw a toilet brush over the top of the cubical and it nearly hit me! lol. i know it was this kid who always pisses about in the toilets and so does everyone. anyway the poem...

Toilet Phantom strikes again

You here the door close, then the lock clicks,
Could it be the Phantom up to his old tricks?
Graffiti on the walls, and paper on the floor,
Who is the mystrey man, behind the toilet door?
Walks into the toilets with one thing in mind,
Nevermind the criminals, he's the one to find.
Everyone is gessing, someone must know,
If he strikes again, the suspicion will grow.
Is he in the cubical, or does he arive late,
He must be the only guy that the cleaners hate.
Since he started, people have got the blame,
I think this should stop, coz Gary wont be the same.
Picked up the toilet brush, without nesitation,
This awful news, has shocked the whole nation.
Someone please find him, before he strikes again,
Its not fair on Gary, he can still feel the pain!

WS

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