Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

gadger

Newcastle

Member Since 2005

Followers 46 Following 81

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Tuesday Jan 17, 2006

Jan 17, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Right for anyone interested, i have another poem with a story behind it this time.

I was in the toilet at work and some bastard threw a toilet brush over the top of the cubical and it nearly hit me! lol. i know it was this kid who always pisses about in the toilets and so does everyone. anyway the poem...

Toilet Phantom strikes again

You here the door close, then the lock clicks,
Could it be the Phantom up to his old tricks?
Graffiti on the walls, and paper on the floor,
Who is the mystrey man, behind the toilet door?
Walks into the toilets with one thing in mind,
Nevermind the criminals, he's the one to find.
Everyone is gessing, someone must know,
If he strikes again, the suspicion will grow.
Is he in the cubical, or does he arive late,
He must be the only guy that the cleaners hate.
Since he started, people have got the blame,
I think this should stop, coz Gary wont be the same.
Picked up the toilet brush, without nesitation,
This awful news, has shocked the whole nation.
Someone please find him, before he strikes again,
Its not fair on Gary, he can still feel the pain!

WS

More Blogs

  • 05.19.09
    3

    Tuesday May 19, 2009

    i so want a new tattoo... could this weekend be the weekend i get one…
  • 04.23.09
    0

    Thursday Apr 23, 2009

    Read More
  • 04.15.09
    0

    Wednesday Apr 15, 2009

    fuckin loves Suicide Girls again!
  • 04.09.09
    0

    Thursday Apr 09, 2009

    Hi there everyone... I have decided to get right back into this whole…
  • 03.26.09
    0

    Thursday Mar 26, 2009

    I am looking for a sponsor for my team! Does anyone wanna sponsor …
  • 02.13.09
    0

    Saturday Feb 14, 2009

    Little Comets
  • 02.13.09
    0

    Saturday Feb 14, 2009

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHpILkfDYIs
  • 07.18.08
    0

    Friday Jul 18, 2008

    well ladies and gentlemen, i have a new iphone 3G! and a also have or…
  • 06.17.08
    2

    Wednesday Jun 18, 2008

    Well ladies and gentle people, i am in the verge of leaving my job! i…
  • 06.06.08
    0

    Saturday Jun 07, 2008

    Euro 08 starting today can only mean one thing... I'm staying in! eve…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
5
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,120,192 followers
  • 14,919,285 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,388,063 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo