gadger

Stumble into work, still half cut,
Got no sleep because of a drity slut,
She was mine, after i bought her a drink,
Hammered her on the bed and the kitchen sink.
Stripped me naked and made me say please,
Didn't even think about her dirty disease.

Itchy all over, even on my groin,
Her daughter walked in and wanted to join.
I said yes but her mother said no,
I told her to relax and go with the flow.
Daughter and mother, wicked combination,
Now in going to tell the whole population.

Daughter on top and mother making noise,
Both with ginger hair, like David Moyes.
Struggling to cope, like dogs in heat,
Put on the tunes and went with the beat.
Both moaning loud, what a belter shag,
I've just done a ginger, and an old bag.

I went to leave and they both cried,
I've done my job, there both satisfied.
Do them again, I would rather choke,
Doesn't really matter, this is only a joke.

WS

a mate of mine wrote this today at work, his poems keep me goin.