Tuesday May 16, 2006

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i'm bored.
i need a maid, but not one that only cleans, i need a maid that like, entertains me too....maybe two maids..... wait, isn't that what a nanny is kinda?? oh well.

Someone come entertain me goddammit

hehe



blackeyed
stompbox:
If I could, I'd find two maids we'd all come entertain you.
darthsparkles:
how about i come clean your house while naked ?

Monday May 15, 2006

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hahaha
yes.

so far today's been filled with snoozes in the sun, getting drunk twice and smokin cigars.

I decided today was a good day to quit cigarettes and just smoke cigars... they're so much better. mmm.

I feel silly for waiting this long to lite one up, but i've smoked two cigars and wanna get myself a little humidor n shit.

mycroftxxx:
Glad to see you're taking full advantage of your unemployed situation biggrin

Cigars... yep I did the transition from cigarettes to cigars to pipe tobacco to puke then no smoking...

cigars got too expensive for me so I went to pipe tobacco, picked up a couple nice pipes from a place on penny lane. I wonder if it is still there? They had a great walkin humidor too!

Monday May 15, 2006

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hahaha it'smonday morning.

i'm stinkin drunk. I just smoked the best cigar of my life.

what do you have to fuckin say about it?
tilpacer:
Nothing... whatever

Have a great day! biggrin

Sunday May 14, 2006

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You know what i could handle more than self expressed ego stroking? Someone whipping their dick out and stroking that. In fact i thhink i might even find that more attractive than someone fucking wanking their self esteem off every time they turn around.. I should remind myself just to stop l.istening to and reading it.

arg.

bok
badsun2:
awww hell, ego's need luvin too
stompbox:
I usually opt for the latter. Mostly in private. Mostly.

Heh. "Egasm." I just made that up.

Sunday May 14, 2006

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sex-o-rama 20" widescreen lcd monitor, whut? I like it so much, i had a dream about using it in bed. HAHA!

yes. excellent. Beer drinkin sunny day BBQ TIME! yes.

This was a good, solid, weekend. I didn't even get into any trouble!

shocked
stompbox:
Now that sounds like an interesting dream.

Saturday May 13, 2006

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A - Available?: for craziness only.
A - Age: 23
A - Annoyance: arrogance, ignorance, stupidity.

B - Best Friends?: Jon, Kendra...My mom
B - Bar: Don't really have a favorite, but i somehow end up at the warehouse more than any other place
B - Birthday?: June 11, 1982

C - Crush: that is a big secret
C - Car: None
C - Cat:...
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desmodius:
damn, was someone bored today? lol
later ali....
tilpacer:
All I really know is that C is for Cookie and that is good enough for me. tongue

Have a great day! biggrin

Saturday May 13, 2006

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fuck. You know, i really enjoy positive people, but i get really tired of the perpetual self wank-fest in which some of these people partake.

Saturday May 13, 2006

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hahaha I had a good wholesome time last night. drank until i was a little bit drunk, and danced until i was tired enough to go home.

I still hate house music though, so the hour and a bit we had to wait for Freq Nasty to come on was kinda painful. But the patio was open, so we hung out there until the breaks...
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tilpacer:
Sounds like you had a great night! biggrin

Have another great one tonight! biggrin

Friday May 12, 2006

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I wear my leather in the summer to every show
With my whip around my neck, I control the hoes
My sexual fantasies must be fulfilled,
Or my tensions will increase, and then I will ill
So I pulled a little girlie, this is what I did
Jumped in the ride, took her to the crib
Rushed her in the room, sat her on the...
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tilpacer:
Hmmmm... But it is really good weather right now... all windy and it look like rain. love

Have a great day! biggrin

Friday May 12, 2006

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bahahaha.

Some people seriously fucking make me giggle. for real.

get over yourself.....
darthsparkles:
+1

sometimes i can't do anything but laugh .
agenda:
agreed. sigh.
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