holy fuck ravers are fucking dumb.
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ok.
so. today was fucking WACK. i went to the clinic, and all these fucking babies were there. For whatever reason, they LIKED ME. SO im sitting there, trying to just chill and wait until i get called in and i have these two like one year old babies fawning over me, drooling and playing with my stuff.....
BABIES ARE SO FUCKED UP! i think...
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so. today was fucking WACK. i went to the clinic, and all these fucking babies were there. For whatever reason, they LIKED ME. SO im sitting there, trying to just chill and wait until i get called in and i have these two like one year old babies fawning over me, drooling and playing with my stuff.....
BABIES ARE SO FUCKED UP! i think...
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tilpacer:
Ahhh... You just wait grass hopper when they start popping out of you, there is a totally different sense towards them. 
And if that doesn't cheer you up (tee hee) there is always this recipe:
Baby Float:
- 1 scoop of ice cream
- 1 scoop of baby
- add root beer
Or this:
What goes around, and around, and the explodes in a red mess?
Baby in a microwave.
YAY! New jobs! Good luck with the search!
Have a great day!
And if that doesn't cheer you up (tee hee) there is always this recipe:
Baby Float:
- 1 scoop of ice cream
- 1 scoop of baby
- add root beer
Or this:
What goes around, and around, and the explodes in a red mess?
Baby in a microwave.
YAY! New jobs! Good luck with the search!
Have a great day!
desmodius:
i like babies... they taste like chicken if you cook em right.
so do fellow employees.
hee hee.... hee!
so do fellow employees.
hee hee.... hee!
oh yes.
doctor again.... i feel almost as if i should have a permenant spot on the waiting list.
i'm cool, i promise.
and i fink we got like 7 more days until Jungle madness.
that makes me happy.
doctor again.... i feel almost as if i should have a permenant spot on the waiting list.
i'm cool, i promise.
and i fink we got like 7 more days until Jungle madness.
that makes me happy.
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tilpacer:
You should get their frequent patient card. I think I know someone who has the platnium card... free slings.
Have an awesome day!
Have an awesome day!
bashster:
get well soon,kick tha chinky flu in the head babes .nice talkin to u a couple of days ago!.
REMEMBER HOT BATHS AND WATER BOTTLES RULE IN TIMES OF ILLNESS
.nice talkin to u a couple of days ago!.
REMEMBER HOT BATHS AND WATER BOTTLES RULE IN TIMES OF ILLNESS
sick of trying.
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imperialfever:
so quit trying and just let life live its self for a bit
veronicaxgraves:
So stop silly 
off to work.
the one source of all my life's misery is being obligated to do things that i hate.
like work.
i need some serious lottery winnin to happen here, although i can't win if i don't buy the tickets.
yea. goddamn its gonna be a surrrrrrrrrrrly day/
the one source of all my life's misery is being obligated to do things that i hate.
like work.
i need some serious lottery winnin to happen here, although i can't win if i don't buy the tickets.
yea. goddamn its gonna be a surrrrrrrrrrrly day/
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desmodius:
i played powerball yesterday... won three duckets... what will i do with all my duckets... i don't know... do you know... maybe so...
the nose knows...
what will i do with all my duckets... i don't know... do you know... maybe so...
the nose knows...
tilpacer:
YAY! Surrly.
If you hate work so much, why don't you find a place where you wouldn't mind working at. Just a thought.
Have a great day!
If you hate work so much, why don't you find a place where you wouldn't mind working at. Just a thought.
Have a great day!
"the truth is one vote can make a difference, and even though it won't i'm taking you to register"
i love futurama.
i love futurama.
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honsolo:
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
xsilentxninjax:
at first.. i didnt like it. but i always watched it waiting for family guy. then i started getting into it. i love it now. i wish fry could get with lila. i feel bad for the man.
drunk dub adventures proved pretty fucking boring.
hot asian boys like to try and make out.
wee.
hot asian boys like to try and make out.
wee.
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tilpacer:
Was that a haiku? Wait nope too many sylabols.
stompbox:
You are the queen of drunk clubbing. I admire that. And plain boring white guys like to make out too.
blamo.
blamo.
i think i caught the plague or something. i've sat here caughing my fucking head off for the past 2 hours.
maybe it's sars. ...
or that nasty avian flu.
maybe it's sars. ...
or that nasty avian flu.
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desmodius:
it's probably jungle music disease. put in some murder dolls and see if it helps, if that don't. try booze...
later
later
stompbox:
Yeah that sars crap really sucks. Try some Jager, it's just cough syrup anyway.
fucking mother hell.
so cranky and bleh today.
so cranky and bleh today.
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honsolo:
well if you feel like venting just bug me. listening is somethimes something you just have to do
honsolo:
i have my good days. besides its the distance that turns people on
holy crap.
when a night at a club is called "Jungle thuggin", be prepared for jungle thuggin.
wack. oh well, the music was tasty.
then went to manhattans for some gay reason.....friends birthday, i tried not to hit people. got the hiccups, had a crotch fight, got in trouble.went home.
tried to sleep in the bathroom,
and here i am. fucking ragged.
ouch.
when a night at a club is called "Jungle thuggin", be prepared for jungle thuggin.
wack. oh well, the music was tasty.
then went to manhattans for some gay reason.....friends birthday, i tried not to hit people. got the hiccups, had a crotch fight, got in trouble.went home.
tried to sleep in the bathroom,
and here i am. fucking ragged.
ouch.
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tilpacer:
You are messed up man!
Have a great day!
Have a great day!
desmodius:
sounds like another fun weekend... kudos...
Have a great day!
punch 'em in the head .