gabber

wow. hi there.

looks like it's been a little while since i've been here.

um. yeah. i've been practicing shoots so soon i hope i will have some naked photos on this here interweb site.

so.
I have a funny tale.

I used to have two crayfish. one red, one blue.
i kept them in the same tank.
they each had their own cave thing to hide in, and i thought everything was well.

Then the blue crayfish decided to shed. So he hid, all soft and new in his cave, only to have many of his appendages eaten by the red crayfish.

i came home to fins a poor little 5 legged no-clawed crayfish looking all shocked and sad....so i promtly go buy a tank dvider. while i was out at the store, the red guy took it upon himself to eat more legs. So my poor blue guy has one leg, one small claw and a little arm thing by his mouth...

It's going to be ok, i thought. i set up the tank divider and all was well.

<Insert horror movie violin sounds here>

I check up a couple hours later to find that the red crayfish has climbed up and over the divider into the blue crayfishes side, AND ATE HIS BRAIN!!!!

omgwtf.

i felt so bad.

like, how aweful would it be to be all soft and vulnerable with NO legs to fight with, and just sit there while sum fuckwad eats your brain.

i am scarred.