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You should always remember this piece of sage advice:

When you hear the drums stop, it's time to pull the wagons in a circle!





BTW - Going out of town this weekend, so....I'll talk to everyone next week!

Someone made the comment that "She looked like the cat who ate the canary ."

My first thought was...so, she looked like she was about to hawk up a mouthful of damp feathers?

There's no point picking the lock if there is a chance in finding the key.

True story:
There is a man who lived in Michigan and bought a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee. He wanted to show it off to a buddy of his so he invited his buddy to go duck hunting with him.

They loaded up the Jeep with all they would need for 3-4 days in the woods hunting, including this guy's Labrador.

So they go off...
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I've been running around for a couple of days. I had to take a friend of mine to BWI airport so she could fly up to see her boyfriend in Boston. Got back and in bed at 12:30am this (yesterday) morning and then up again at 4:30am.

Eh, what the hay....I'll rest when I'm dead.

Missed posting on VDay by 52 minutes, but here is...
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Here is another quote for Valentines Day:

This one is from William Butler Yeats "A Drinking Song"

"Wine comes in at the mouth
And love comes in at the eye;
That's all we know for truth
Before we grow old and die.
I lift my glass to my mouth
I look at you, and I sigh."

Just in time for Valentines Day...

...a quote from Ms. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations.

"Women don't make passes
At men who are asses."

Here's a Will Rogers Truism for you.

"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."

Joke


Do you know why condom's come in packs of 3, 9, & 12?

The 3 packs are for the high school kids. Twice on Friday night and once on Saturday night.

The 9 packs are for college kids. Once every night of the week and twice on Saturday and Sunday nights.

The 12 pack is for those of us who are married. January, February,...
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The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats as gods.

Cats have never forgotten this.