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Thursday Feb 06, 2003

Feb 6, 2003
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Do you know why condom's come in packs of 3, 9, & 12? confused

The 3 packs are for the high school kids. Twice on Friday night and once on Saturday night. love

The 9 packs are for college kids. Once every night of the week and twice on Saturday and Sunday nights. kiss

The 12 pack is for those of us who are married. January, February, March.......
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(Oh yes, who could forget about the nymphomanic party pack special - the box of 24!) smile
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
inkvisitor:
and thanks for the epoxies info

i will definitely try to check it out biggrin
Feb 6, 2003
krista:
I always make good choices. Well, mostly...until someone buys me a shot.
Feb 8, 2003

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