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Friday Jan 24, 2003

Jan 24, 2003
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I did go on the internet to find the lyrics and I did find this:
Great Green Gobs

Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped-up dirty birdies' feet;
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
And me without a spoon.

to the tune of The Old Gray Mare She Ain't What She Used to Be


Somehow, I remember different lyrics. Something about cooking them up in a monkey skull to eat?? I was hoping that someone would remember the same lyrics.

They say the mind is the first to go, you know..

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and the lost verses: biggrin surreal puke puke

French fried eye-balls,
Rolling down a muddy street,
And I forgot my spoon.
...But I got my straw!
Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Saturated birdy feet,
All wrapped up in
All purpose porpoise pus.
And me without a spoon!
Gee whiz! (but I've got a straw)
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up dirty birdy feet.
A one pound jar of all purpose porpoise pus
Swimming in pink lemonade.
Scab sandwich, spit on top
Monkey vomit, camel snot
Eagle eye and cookie goo
Made a sandwich just for you.





[Edited on Jan 24, 2003]
Jan 24, 2003
tinfoilhalo:
I remember the line " Chopped-up baby parakeet " instead of chopped-up dirty biries feet ? confused Still one of my all time favorite songs . Ahhhh...memories , sweet memories . smile Rent Caddyshack . Bill Murrray sings the song while dropping explosives in the gopher's hole . biggrin
Jan 24, 2003

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