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Sunday Jan 12, 2003

Jan 12, 2003
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Hey,

Does anyone know why birds decide they want to swoop in front of your car? Long stretch of road. No birds in sight and then they swoop in front of your car. bok

Happens all the time, doesn't it?

I hit one the other day. Heard the thump, saw the poof of feathers. frown

Is this just natural selection at work here? Did all the other little birdies double-dog-dare him? Is there an ornithologist in the house that can answer this question? It's a little too late to call the pet psychic for this one.
tinfoilhalo:
I'd jump in front of a speeding car too if all I had to eat was worms puke

As for the flag of the SG Empire , your suggestion is pretty good . We'll go with that I think . At least for now . biggrin
Jan 12, 2003
jordyn:
could it be they have the brains the size of peas?

Nah all birds are out to get you, havent you ever seen "Birds"

I do hate it though that feeling of remorse for hitting an animal, i once acidently ran over a coon i felt terrible but nothing i could have done.
Jan 13, 2003

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