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Friday Oct 25, 2002

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Want to hear a joke? Take out five pennies, please. The answers are in my previous journal entry.

1.Place the first penny face up in front of you. Do you smell anything there?

2.Place the second penny face up in front of you. Do you see any fruit there?

3.Now the third penny, face up. Do you see any snakes there?

4.And the fourth penny, face up. Do you see any cars there?

5.The last penny, please. Face up. Do you see any sex there?
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a35mmlife:
I just want to let you know that your comments in Faith's journals are consistantly some of the most inspirational comments I read on this site. You have such a powerfully addictive possitive outlook on life. Its inspirational. I do hope to find not only the clarity you have, but also your ability to share it with such precision and grace.

i too have a thing for hot-tuff-lesbians (my Fliplet/better-half fits the description)...long story...
Oct 25, 2002
tinfoilhalo:
I'm with "a35MMlife" . I think you have an amazing ability to see through all of the "doom and gloom" and find a positive way to deal with it . It's also wonderful that you choose to share your gift with those who truly need it . Sometimes I try my best to provide some sort of respite for people who are going through tough times . Most of the time I feel useless in my endeavors however . Keep up the good work . Even the people who you aren't directly trying to effect appreciate it .
Oct 25, 2002

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