so today i went to BFD. heres a band by band wrap up:
every move a picture - i swear i saw this band like two years ago with the promise ring. they were totally emo. now they have johnny marr haircuts and rip off the moving units and the strokes. they totally sucked.
dredg - hippie bullshit. i went and ate a chicken sandwich.
jackson united - four dudes decided to be a knack cover band, but totally listened to all of the shitty album tracks and ripped them off instead of "my sherona". this is when the push pitting began.
senses fail - someone needs to clue these pussies into the absolute necessity of singing in key and tuning guitars. the singer literally sang out of key the entire time. not in that cool, fugazi-ish way, but more like some dickhead singing along to kelly clarkson in his car on the way to work. so fucking awful.
mxpx - solid. yeah, theyre kinda cheesy and they play for the god squad, but you cant deny that they sound like social d meets the descendents.
tegan and sara - decent. i totally would either of them. sara totally laid into some jock heckler. it was awesome.
rise against - absolutely horrible. im glad that an old friend of mine has got a paying gig playing guitar for these guys, but id rather listen to the sound of my first born being raped than ever listen to this shitty band again.
the kaiser chiefs - i totally thought these dudes were gonna suck dicks, and that "i predict a riot" song used to totally get on my nerves, but these dudes fucking killed. the singer went apeshit and climbed up the scaffolding that held up the awning above the stage...and slid down the scaffolding from twenty feet up using his feet for breaks. good times.
ash - live 105 needs to realize that nobody cares about this band. theyve played three bfds and they still dont draw. the dream is dead.
lyrics born - this dude shows up with a live band, no turntables, and completely fucks up the entire show. this was the best 20 minutes of the day. he showed up, tore into three songs, freestyled, played "callin out", and broke out. fucking hard.
the bravery - shit is beat. these guys were totally a ska band until like a year ago. the only decent song is 'an honest mistake", and its the only song that sounds like that. these dudes try to act all aloof and punk. fakers.
alkaline trio - after a shakey start, they pulled it together and totally killed. i was siked on the two songs from the rock against bush and atticus dragging the lake comps. the only bummer was that they didnt play for longer.
hot hot heat - shittiest hair in modern rock.
sleater kinney - heres an idea. how about you play like 25 minutes of your new record all strung together like its fucking band practice, then play two classics at the very end of the set. assholes.
i didnt stick around to watch social d because it started to get windy and the crowd totally sucked. some lesbian hit on me. yeah, i know shes a lesbian, but she still hit on me.
i saw so many pooka shell necklaces and "nu emo" dudes.
a lot of the pooka shell necklaces were ON the nu emo dudes.
worst dancing for hot hot heat and sleater kinney ever.
i didnt get sunburned for the first time ever.
no one even reads this shit anymore.
every move a picture - i swear i saw this band like two years ago with the promise ring. they were totally emo. now they have johnny marr haircuts and rip off the moving units and the strokes. they totally sucked.
dredg - hippie bullshit. i went and ate a chicken sandwich.
jackson united - four dudes decided to be a knack cover band, but totally listened to all of the shitty album tracks and ripped them off instead of "my sherona". this is when the push pitting began.
senses fail - someone needs to clue these pussies into the absolute necessity of singing in key and tuning guitars. the singer literally sang out of key the entire time. not in that cool, fugazi-ish way, but more like some dickhead singing along to kelly clarkson in his car on the way to work. so fucking awful.
mxpx - solid. yeah, theyre kinda cheesy and they play for the god squad, but you cant deny that they sound like social d meets the descendents.
tegan and sara - decent. i totally would either of them. sara totally laid into some jock heckler. it was awesome.
rise against - absolutely horrible. im glad that an old friend of mine has got a paying gig playing guitar for these guys, but id rather listen to the sound of my first born being raped than ever listen to this shitty band again.
the kaiser chiefs - i totally thought these dudes were gonna suck dicks, and that "i predict a riot" song used to totally get on my nerves, but these dudes fucking killed. the singer went apeshit and climbed up the scaffolding that held up the awning above the stage...and slid down the scaffolding from twenty feet up using his feet for breaks. good times.
ash - live 105 needs to realize that nobody cares about this band. theyve played three bfds and they still dont draw. the dream is dead.
lyrics born - this dude shows up with a live band, no turntables, and completely fucks up the entire show. this was the best 20 minutes of the day. he showed up, tore into three songs, freestyled, played "callin out", and broke out. fucking hard.
the bravery - shit is beat. these guys were totally a ska band until like a year ago. the only decent song is 'an honest mistake", and its the only song that sounds like that. these dudes try to act all aloof and punk. fakers.
alkaline trio - after a shakey start, they pulled it together and totally killed. i was siked on the two songs from the rock against bush and atticus dragging the lake comps. the only bummer was that they didnt play for longer.
hot hot heat - shittiest hair in modern rock.
sleater kinney - heres an idea. how about you play like 25 minutes of your new record all strung together like its fucking band practice, then play two classics at the very end of the set. assholes.
i didnt stick around to watch social d because it started to get windy and the crowd totally sucked. some lesbian hit on me. yeah, i know shes a lesbian, but she still hit on me.
i saw so many pooka shell necklaces and "nu emo" dudes.
a lot of the pooka shell necklaces were ON the nu emo dudes.
worst dancing for hot hot heat and sleater kinney ever.
i didnt get sunburned for the first time ever.
no one even reads this shit anymore.
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i meant that when the lesbian hit on you.
xox