fvk

another slow day at the office. it was so slow that i spent twenty minutes making guinea pig sized anal beads out of twine. the rest of the time was spent playing texas hold em on my phone. i finally got my mop cut. ill post a pic tomorrow because it has that "freshly shorn" look right now. i need to work with it a little too.

saturday...social drinking at the pad. however, im willing to bet a lot of you hot shots on here will be doing that whole prom thing. to each their own.

sunday...free a's/yankees tickets. i dont really give a fuck about either team, but free baseball is free baseball. after rolling the giants game on monday, im hooked. hopefully on sunday i wont be sitting behind one of those dudes who feels like he has to coach whatever team hes rooting for via the stands. major league baseball teams pay their coaches, managers, and trainers millions of dollars. most of these people have been involved with baseball for years and years. they dont need don from the sales department screaming "base hit!" or "turn two! turn two!" from the second mezzanine. they cant even hear you. i can appreciate a good heckle, but "sacrifice bunt!" or "two outs! run on anything!"? get the fuck out of here.