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so in my quest to utilize this place as a way to pass the time between work shifts in oakland, i have realized that i have put myself into an unfamiliar subculture with all sorts of little rules and manorisms. naturally, i didnt really stop to examine any of this before i got on here, and by the standards and practices adopted by this joint,...
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another slow day at the office. it was so slow that i spent twenty minutes making guinea pig sized anal beads out of twine. the rest of the time was spent playing texas hold em on my phone. i finally got my mop cut. ill post a pic tomorrow because it has that "freshly shorn" look right now. i need to work with it a...
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so im watching howard stern interview the dude that banged out paula abdul. i cant believe its legit. dudes so modest about hitting up one of the most well known female pop stars in our day. she doesnt mean much to me, but a lot of motherfuckers watch american idol. ill bet paula abdul was losing her fucking mind as she watched this.

today at work, one of my co-workers was wearing more cool water cologne than the entire male population of my high school wore the entire time i went there. i swear if i lit a match near this dude, he would have gone up in flames.

i also found out that my grandpa used to smoke weed. too bad he doesnt now. speaking of which,...
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